- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock Who's there? The police. Come out with your hands up.

Why did a boy drop his ice cream? The Holocaust.

Man :A homo-sexual panda walks into a gay bar. Homo-sexual Panda : Wait...wait I'm gonna stop you right there. I will not take part in this odd joke, so just ummmmmm ya. And another thing, my species is extremely offended by your inferior remarks. Why can't homosexual panda just have piece?

Man who wrote "The Hokey Pokey" died. Hard part was getting him into the coffin. They put his left leg in and then the trouble started..

What was the pirate's favorite letter W

Look how far I can kick this bucket

Whats green, lies in a ditch, and is covered in cookie crumbs? A girl scout that got hit by a car

whats purple and has legs? Nothing, i lied about both

Knock knock! Who's there? The police, your entire family has died in a terrible car accident.

It's about 3 days from Mother's Day. What do you get her? Nothing. Nothing is a very powerful thing. hehe thats what she said.

Q. What is small, ugly and severely asthmatic? A. My younger brother. Jimmy.

Ever heard of the dumb blonde joke? You probably wouldn't get it.

Show me the money! Said the man last wednesday.

knock knock get lost!

A man walks into a bra. Bra kills him...

What does the Fawkes say? "Remember, remember, the 5th of November..."

if i have 2 bananas, and you have 2 bananas, then together we have 4 bananas what are the chances?

What's yellow and goes up and down? A banana in an elevator.

Wanna hear a bathroom joke? YOU TRYIN' TO KILL US?!?

Barack Obama and a kangaroo pull up to a gas station. The gas station attendant takes one look at the kangaroo and says, "You know, we don't get many kangaroos here." Barack Obama replies, "At these prices, I'm not surprised. That's why we need to reduce our dependence on foreign oil."

What has four legs and starts with the letter D? A cow.

How do you make a puppy stop barking? Throw a brick at it.

Why did the chicken cross the playground? Thats what she said

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