A horse walks into a mans house. The man wonders how the horse got into his house.

Your birth certificate is an apology letter from the condom factory.

How does a man with no arms and legs get to your door. After asking his name please help us out with this question

Why did the head football coach go to the bank? Not to get his quarter back cause that'll cost him at least ten million a year.

What's old and has wet pants? My grandma with a bladder problem

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''thanks for giving me back the money i lent you david''-said nobody

Wanna hear a dirty joke? A pig rolls in the mud.

TWATFROST HOLOCOSTME sOME MONEY TO GET A BOOB JOB HAHAHAHA BALOWJOB

What's better than Jack Daniels? Jack Daniels Jr.

An alcoholic walks into a bar.... I forgot the rest of the joke but your mother is a whore.

Why did Adolf Hitler Start WWII and kill millions of Jews? Because he was a poweful dictator

Why did the washing machine laugh? Because it took the piss out of the knickers!!!!! :)

Roses are red, Violets are red, Why do I have a Virtual Boy?

What is better than AIDS? Cancer.Cancer and more cancer

What do you get if you have 59 apples in your right hand and 74 pints of ice cream in your right? Large hands.

A dolphin walks into a bar. Dolphins do not have legs therefore this is physically impossible.

Q: What did Steve say to his teacher on the first day of school? A: "My name is Steve."

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? BECAUSE HE WAS DEAD.

Life gave me limes. Now how am I suppose to make lemonade

These two guys walk into a bar. You'd think the second guy would've noticed it was there.

Why is Keven's name spelled with an E Because his parents are black.

What do you call 6 white men on a bench? The NBA

What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the car? Robin, get in the car.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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