- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How did the fat man avoid getting dehydrated? Fat men don't excersise and therefore cannot become dehydrated.

Wendy went for a walk every day in the forest. Why not today? She was shot yesterday

how do you stop a speeding vehicle? throw a refrigerator at it.

A guy walks into a toilet store and there are 3 left 1is silver 1 is wood and 1 talks he took the one that talks. the next day he is shitting and he hears the toilet "do you see what i see

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Why did the white man go to jail? He broke the law.

Q: whats better than having sex? A: nothing

What did the person with down syndrome do? He mumbled for a while, chewed on his thumb, fell flat on his face, and died.

Knock Knock Whos There? Boo Boo Who? Boo Radley.

Fred used to only visit his parents in the hospitals on weekends, because that was his only free time. Now his parents are dead and he has more free time.

Why is Barney green and purple? Because the producers of the show decided to make him that way.

Why couldn't Harry Potter get a job at Mc Donalds? Because he isn't real.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 had Gonorrhea.

a horse nibbled a baby

A very unattractive girl bent over in front of me. I proceeded to be sick, and then I choked on my sick. I died. My family mourn my death every day.

Q: Why did the little girl scream? A: She didn't have a rape whistle.

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Set an alarm for a reasonable hour.

What do you say if you see your TV floating in the middle of the night? Wow, I need to lighten up on the acid.

Knock Knock Who's there? I said who's there? The man opens the door to find there was no one there and begins to shake in fear as his schizophrenia is getting worse.

what do you call the man making meth in his basement? the police to stop inappropriate behavior from reaching the children of society.

What do you call an old man who took too much viagra? And ambulance, because he could possibly get a heart attack from the fluctuations in blood pressure

What did the teacher say to the student? You failed science

Knock knock Who's there? Boo Boo who? It's just a joke you don't have to cry about it

Your momma's eyesight is so weak she needs a pair of glasses to see properly

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