- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Silly Billy throw a clock out the window? Because he has a serious anger problem.

What's the difference between a rock and a baby? You can't have sex with the rock.

O'Malley, an Irishman; Adam, a Jew; and Patrick, a gay man, walk into a bar. Oh crap. I just outed Patrick.

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Who has fair skin, blonde hair and is African? Stefan.

Whats the most common use of a butt plug after school? In the sport of pole vaultIng, the butt plug is the rubber end of the pole that is designed to withstand the force of being planted in a steel box.

Two people are walking down the street, unaware of the highly polluted environment and that they could save a life.

A: What's worse than two dead babies lying on cement? B: The Holocaust? A: Yeah or something like that

My mate mated with my mate's mate. mated of course meaning fucked.

what did the cheese say to the other cheese nothing cheese can't talk

What do you call a fish with no eyes? Blind.

why does god like Justin Bieber? He can't god doesn't like the devil.

What's black can run really fast and jump really high? A panther

Why was the squirrel late for work? Because the traffic was nuts!

I was sitting next to a man with jelly in one ear and peanut butter in the other, so I turned to him and said "Are you a trifle deaf?" and he said "No, I'm mentally ill."

what do you call two indian men lying next to each other? i dont think there is a name for it but im sure you call them by there names.

Why was six afraid of seven? Seven was pursuing his dream of becoming the world's best circus clown, which six developed a fear of in a tragic circus accident which occured in his childhood. Therefore, six was afraid of seven.

The anti joke that repeats itself :(

You're flying above the Kansas Ocean, you lose your brakes and have to paddle all the way to shore. How many dogs can you fit on a carousel? Blue, because Ice Cream is cold.

A man with Down's Syndrome walks into bar. Bartender asks, "why the long face?"

why did the cow eat a computer? Why? Who knows

What's black, smoking, and sitting at the top of the stairs? Steven Hawking after a house fire.

What did the little boy ask for for Christmas? A new brain, as he has a malignant tumor, he died.

Some people like melon and others like soup.

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