- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is worse than running away from a rapist? Getting raped by a rapist.

who was the alien over LA? adalia rose

There were two smokestacks, a little one and a big one. One day, the little one said to the big one, "I'm tired of being the lesser of two smokestacks!"

Emergency call: - Please help, my little son swallowed a condom! 5 minutes later - It is ok, I found another one.

Why did the chicken cross the road? The parking lot was across the street from KFC.

Why did the white girl fuck the mexican? Because her teacher told her to do an "essay"

When life gives you lemons, make grape juice, then watch the world as they wonder how you did it

Knock knock. Who's there You are.

womens rights

Gentlemen, when she says no, she always means yes. Unless, of course, your rhetoric is of a sexual nature.

A minor, her mom, her aunt and a marine went out drinking...they had a fun night

what do you call a black man on the moon? an astronaut.

A Scotsman, an Englishman and an Irishman walk into a bar and the barman asks "Is this some kind of a joke?"

What do you call a 30 year old man with a large white van full of kids? A parent carpooling to the soccer game.

Two scientists walk into a bar. The first scientist says, "I'll have some H2O." The second scientist says, "I'll have H2O too." The bartender gives them both water, realizing that H2O2 is poisonous and that the second scientist must have simple worded his request poorly.

You know what's funny? Lot's of things.

What do you tell a woman with two black eyes? Tell her to inform the police that her significant other is assaulting them and that she should file a restraining order.

Fun Fact getting married to your first cousin is legal in CT... bet you thought there was joke coming right about now..........

Are you from Tennessee? Cause my uncle grew up there and I was wondering if you knew him.

If someone tells you to look behind you do you? No

hit the thumbs down button

Somewhere in prison- Germany 1940 Janurary, Tuesday, 630PM: "Why doya' think you're so innocent" "It was only a jew!"

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Realising the apple is the worm...

What weights more than a 300 pound man? A 400 pound man.

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