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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How much does a polar bear weight? The average male polar bear weights about 1500 lbs (680 kg)

What do you get if you buy a big mac with a ten pound note? Change.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. Some dreams stay dreams, But some dreams come true. Some want to be god, They want to have made us. But I want to be an astronaught, So I can explore Uranus.

How do you make a tissue dance? Blow a little boogie in it!

Not sure, its just a really rare combination, people tell me stuff like "oh they are really bright brown" like hell they are, I mean sorry but the hell they are. I prefer it the way you say it, they are red, really really red, and you do not say it as if I had something to be ashamed off.

My life has been getting worse and worse since I developed cancer.

Knock knock. Racism.

Haikus can be fun But sometimes they don't make sense Refrigerator

Why can't dinosaurs talk? Because they are all dead.

What did the blonde say to the chicken? mmm, delicious

Michael Castillo is gay

how do you kill a blonde? the way you would kill anyone, here are some examples gun knife noose or orange. wait wtf who kills someone with an orange

Why was the little girl sad? Because she was brutally raped up the ass

knock knock whos there? knock knock whos there knock knock you final decide to open the door to find a deaf man needing directions.

Jim: "Hey guess what" Bill: "What" Jim: "George Bush got reelected" Bill proceeds to throw himself into the Atlantic Ocean.

Why is a budgie Because the other leg is yellow

Compton

What is black and white and red all over? A Zebra that has been fatally maimed by a hungry lion.

Q. Whats green jumps up and down and then red? A.A frog in a mixer

What's funnier than the world ending? Ray Charles and Stevie Wonder in a staring contest.

Spinabifita

violets are red my name is bob this poem makes no sense microwave

What's worse than a dead baby? 2 dead babies

If you are American when you walk into a bathroom and American when you walk back out, what are you when you are inside the bathroom? You're probably dispelling waste products from your body.

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