- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock Whos there You spelt who's incorrectly You spelt whos incorrectly who ...................

Roses are brown Violets are brown What the hell who keeps shitting in my garden

If you peel my skin off, I won't cry, but you will. What am I? A human being with a high pain threshold.

Why did the girl cross the road? To get run over by a bus.

why were the girls confused? they were in a logic class and couldn't seem to find the irrationality chapter in the book

Why did the Billy flunk the test? His parents were killed in a refridgerator

What trees do fortune tellers look at? Whichever variety of species are indigenous to where they live.

How do you describe a funny man on stilts? Stand up comedy

So there were three guys on a plane. they all died.

Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? Madeline McCan

stinky boner

person: Knock knock. Me: Who's there? person: A Hipster. Me: False.

More mindfuck: Your school is betraying you edition. How are you going to feel good about yourself, if you have to UNDER STAND everything you learn? Moral: If you dont get it, you are not ready.

Yo Mama So Fat ... She Look Like Dis ///(<>)\\\ | | | | <=> <=>

If an orange is orange then why isn't a banana called a yellow? Because the word 'banana' comes from the Arabic word for finger as it obviously resembles a finger. The person that named the orange was equally lazy, but just not Arabic.

Why did the bird fall out of the sky, It hit one of the random green pipes.

Why did th chicken cross the road? To get to your house. Knock knock! Who's there? The chicken

Why did the black man die? He was shot

A black guy stands outside the Tigers stadium with a cigar and tries to sell tickets... noone buys them... I have a comlplete raging boner and I'm gonna go beat off!

whats long and pointy and guys always have to brag about whos got the biggest one? their christmas trees

Theres this guy that got pulled over and the guy in the car said: I have AIDS the cop said: Oh, really when did you get them? I don't have AIDS

What would happen if you put a marshmellow in a tractor Because 7, 8, 9

What has four wheels, two wings, and flies? A bird...I was kidding about the wheels.

What happened to the boy who ditched his friends and lied to them...? His appendix exploded.

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