A horse walks into a mans house. The man wonders how the horse got into his house.

Roses are black, Violets are black, I'm blind

Why did the vampire die? He had AIDS.

If you driving a jetski and the wheeles fall off how many screws does it take to fix the dog house? BLUE PAINT

Two elephants walk off of cliff.... BOOM BOOM!

Why did the washing machine laugh? Because it took the piss out of the knickers!!!!! :)

Why did Adolf Hitler Start WWII and kill millions of Jews? Because he was a poweful dictator

Q: What did Steve say to his teacher on the first day of school? A: "My name is Steve."

What is better than AIDS? Cancer.Cancer and more cancer

A dolphin walks into a bar. Dolphins do not have legs therefore this is physically impossible.

Roses are red, Violets are red, Why do I have a Virtual Boy?

TWATFROST HOLOCOSTME sOME MONEY TO GET A BOOB JOB HAHAHAHA BALOWJOB

Wanna hear a dirty joke? A pig rolls in the mud.

An alcoholic walks into a bar.... I forgot the rest of the joke but your mother is a whore.

What's better than Jack Daniels? Jack Daniels Jr.

''thanks for giving me back the money i lent you david''-said nobody

Why was the 45 year old man crying? He shit his pants.

These two guys walk into a bar. You'd think the second guy would've noticed it was there.

What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the car? Robin, get in the car.

Why is Keven's name spelled with an E Because his parents are black.

What do you call 6 white men on a bench? The NBA

69- by Adam Chebali

Q: Ask me if I read the terms of use before I submitted this joke. A: I didnt

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? BECAUSE HE WAS DEAD.

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