- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are brown Violets are brown Who shit in my garden

Q: How do you stop a rhino from charging? A: Shoot it.

What is red white and blue Blood. I was lying about the white and blue.

Why did the elephant fall out of the tree? Because the branch broke.

a man with a serious lung diesease was brought into a hospital, through continuous care they were not able to save him and he died the following morning.

when life throws you lemons your an idiot because it wont

Somewhere in prison- Germany 1940 Janurary, Tuesday, 630PM: "Why doya' think you're so innocent" "It was only a jew!"

hi my name is matt mckeon and i like renata saggy tits !!!!!

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to your house. Knock knock. Who's there? THE CHICKEN!

A cat jumped out of a tree. It died.

What makes a good jack-o-lantern? A pumpkin

what do you call a man with no friends? it's because of all the wear and tear that's done to the socks being thrown in her, and she desanitizes only the nun with no forebeard

Why did the women call 911 on her 12 year old son? Because he was schizophrenic and attempting to commit suicide by hanging himself.

I Won a Math Debate................ say it fast unless your blind then dont say it wait you cant read it so uhhm Alaska

Why did the helicopter crash? Because the driver was fat.

Do you like cats? You gotta be kitten me.

Why does Michael J. Fox make the best milkshakes? He uses only the finest ingredients.

Why does one not simply walk into Mordor? Mordor doesn't really exist and thus is physically impossible to walk into, or enter by any means really.

whats worse than getting ur penis cut off......no holocaust

Did you hear about the homeless man? He asked me if I had any spare change. I didn't. I found the encounter to be very depressing.

Why did the puppy get shot? It lived in Detroit.

What's worse than doing the dishes with long sleeves? Finding out your girlfriend's been cheating on you.

Q: what happed to the squirrel that lost his nuts? A: it died

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