Why did the beachball get sad after it was deflated? Beachballs don't have emotions.

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Where did Little Sally go after the bombing? Everywhere.

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In particle-joke physics, the antijoke is the extension of the concept of the antiparticle to the joke, where the antijoke is composed of antiparticles in the same way that the normal joke is composed of particles. Furthermore, mixing jokes and antijokes can lead to the annihilation of both, in the same way that mixing antiparticles and particles does.The result of antijoke meeting jokes is an explosion.[1]

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What do Ethiopians do for dinner? Starve.

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Shit Happens....or sometimes it doesn't! As the person is taken to the hospital with severe constipation.

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A Muslim walks into a bomb shop. Unfortunately for the bomb shop owner, the Muslim was a police officer. He proceeded to arrest the owner and the employees of the store, as it turned out that the selling of these particular explosive devices were illegal. They ended up in jail, and justice was served.

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why was it funny that the boy got a razor for christmas because he had leukemia

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What is the difference between a girl and a woman? Age

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Yeah, I never intended to keep that a secret. What is autocast?

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Knock, knock! Who's there? interupting little turtle interupting little tur... LITTLE TURTLE!

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Why didn't Rebecca Black take the bus? Because she would have had a heart attack with all of the seat choices.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a cannibal and like to burn people.

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Q: What do you get when you stand a blonde on her head? A: HORSE DICK

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Susan boyle has a belly button, Simon has a belly button, Because its only normal.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven raped and murdered eight's family.

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Yo mamas so stupid that she has a condition called autism

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What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

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A man walked into a bar, he was meeting his friends but was half an hour early, so he went down the road and got a burger. He had recently began dieting to maintain a healthy weight, but had trouble with self control. 30 years later he would gamble away his family's life savings and then go onto live a long and unfulfilled life.

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What's funnier than a dead baby? A lot of things, because a dead baby isn't funny at all.

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An astronaut and a cosmonaut are sitting in a bar, discussing who was better. The cosmonaut says, "We Russians were the first people in space!" The astronaut says, "That may be true, but we were the first to land on the moon my friend." The cosmonaut turns back to the astronaut and says, "Yes, but we shall be then first to ever land on the Sun!" So, the astronaut skeptically asks, "And how do you intend to do that?" The cosmonaut replies, "Simple.......we will go at night." Thank you to David Cross

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Q.whats the difference between a women's argument and a knife A. a knife has a point

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what's purple and tastes like a grape? a grape.

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a man said hi.

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What did the rat say to the snake when it ate it. Nothing for the rat is a rat and there for can not communicate through talk to the snake nor could it survive as the snake's digestive system disintegrated it in a matter of minutes.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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