Why does Michael J. Fox make the best milkshakes? He uses only the finest ingredients.

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Why did the puppy get shot? It lived in Detroit.

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Why does one not simply walk into Mordor? Mordor doesn't really exist and thus is physically impossible to walk into, or enter by any means really.

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whats worse than getting ur penis cut off......no holocaust

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A cat jumped out of a tree. It died.

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Why did the women call 911 on her 12 year old son? Because he was schizophrenic and attempting to commit suicide by hanging himself.

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what do you call a man with no friends? it's because of all the wear and tear that's done to the socks being thrown in her, and she desanitizes only the nun with no forebeard

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What makes a good jack-o-lantern? A pumpkin

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Somewhere in prison- Germany 1940 Janurary, Tuesday, 630PM: "Why doya' think you're so innocent" "It was only a jew!"

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to your house. Knock knock. Who's there? THE CHICKEN!

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hi my name is matt mckeon and i like renata saggy tits !!!!!

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Why was the Mexican smart? Because he was very well educated and went to college, and got a Ph.D

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Whats worse than being raped? Being raped and murdered.

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A Man Walks Into A Bar. He's Immediately Rushed To The Hospital.

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how do you beat the system? throw your xbox out a window.

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What's the difference between you and a mallet with a cold? Ones a sick duck...I forget what I was about to say but your mother is a whore

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Harry Styles

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what has a huge nose and is jewish??? Henery Miller!!!!!

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why did the blond walk in to a door because she was not paying attention

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What do Elephants and Grapes have in common? They are both purple, except the Elephant.

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NASCAR

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What happened when the chicken crossed the road? I got feathers stuck in my cars grill

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A man goes into the doctors office for his yearly checkup. The man waits patiently for several minutes until the doctor is ready to see him. After about ten minutes pass, the doctor is ready to see him. The man enters the doctors office. He passes all of the necessary tests. The doctor and him talk for a while. After a few minutes, the doctor says, "Okay, thanks for coming. See you next year." The man thanks the doctor and leaves.

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I hate it when I go running and my diick always gets road rash from being dragged So I cut it off

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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