What did the rat say to the snake when it ate it. Nothing for the rat is a rat and there for can not communicate through talk to the snake nor could it survive as the snake's digestive system disintegrated it in a matter of minutes.

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falling didnt make the difference

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What's the difference between a BMW and a murder victim? I don't have a BMW in my garage.

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How did the fat guy die? After an autopsy, it was discovered he was unaware of his type 2 diabetes and therefore did not treat it

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What did the farmer say when he lost his coat? Where's my coat.

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Roses are red Violets are blue NO SHIT EINSTEIN!

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why did the girl scream when she got her tooth pulled? Because it hurt her.

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What's green and looks like a red apple? A green apple

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How can you make a little boy tell the truth? Threaten to murder his family.

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Why Did the one handed man cross the road? To get to the dying man on the other side

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Dance is a sport

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Mitt Romney penis

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what did reed read? the most recent anti-joke

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69

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nipple

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Kim Kardashian got a job.

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What is the same between a turtle and an eagle? They both fly, apart from the turtle.

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whats worse than finding a worm in your apple. finding half of regis philbin in your apple...

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His Royal Highness was hunting in the forest accompanied by his squires and hunting dogs. A man, screaming, ran wildly out of the brush and addressed the hunting party. He said, "DON'T SHOOT! I AM NOT A MOOSE!! PLEASE DO NOT SHOOT!!!!" The king calmly raised his rifle to his eye and fired, hitting the man in the temple, and instantly killing him. A squire frantically turned to the king and said "Sire! Why did you kill this man?! He CLEARLY said he was not a moose!" The King replied "Oh! I thought he said he WAS a moose..."

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Why do you always find a dead baby in the last place you look? Because once you've found it, you stop looking.

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What is it called when you kill a gay man? Homocide

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Mormons having fun.

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Q:What Did The Man Say When He Lost His Body A:Nothing He Die. Because If You Ever Lost Your Body You Would Die...

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