A random guy walks into your house and says hi. You say SHUTUP

What do you call a bus filled with White, Chinese, and Black people? Public transportation.

What do you call a mexican doing drugs? An average pablo

How do you make a plumber sad? Steal his plums.

I hate all races.. Especially the 400 meter sprint

What did the fish say when it hit a wall? Nothing. Fish cannot talk.

What's worse than people reposting the same joke all the time? The holocaust.

Once upon a time, I was a Muslim.

A guy walks into a bar what does he say? OW.

There once was a man from Peru. Who dreamed he was eating his shoe. I shot him in the head. With a bullet made of lead. And now he's dead. No more shoe ingestion

Why was six afraid of seven? Seven was an identity thief.

Why do women have boobs? So they can feed their newborn children without paying for expensive formula

It's only racist if you consider them people.

Your mom is fat

A serial killer kills a family of 5 He is never found and eventually kills himself from depression

Oh yeah? Well you're as gay as this joke!

Why did the man die? He had a heart attack.

Why did the kid kid have no arms? A clown came and chopped them off.

If a tree falls in the forest and nobody is around, does anyone really care?

What do a magazine and a banana have in common? They both have pages, except for the banana.

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do want to hear a joke? Women's rights

Why can't we see the wind? Because no one likes you...

What do you call an old widow with 12 cats? Forever alone.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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