An irish man walks out of a bar

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How much Is a free app on my market?

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What do you get when you cross a spoon and a fork? A spoon crossed with a fork.

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Why was the boy rolling down the hill? Cause he's stupid

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Debating on internet is like competing in the paralympics, even if you win you're still retarded

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Directions- I would be lost without you. Thank you for always being there for me.

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whats white, blue, and red all over? a white guy in the ghetto

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Why is Michael J. Fox unable to build domino chains? He only has one domino.

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Black People.

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Why did the Mr. bunny play the piano? - His wife Lannette was ill, and her last wish before she died was for him to.

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Why was the boy hit by a bus? Because the driver is a homicidal sociopath.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Where's my tractor"

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If she's old enough to count, she's probably in second grade.

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Q. How do you make an oil lamp turn off? A. Break it.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What color was the duck? It had one foot.

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Knock, knock ... ... No one answers the door because knocks produce a quieter sound than a doorbell and the residents of the house are upstairs watching a movie.

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What do you call a nun in a wheelchair? Virgin mobile XD

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There were 3 children: Flower, Petal and Fridge. Flower asked, "Mum, why is my name Flower?" to which she replied "Because a flower was the first thing to fall on you when you were born." Petal asked, "Mum, why is my name Petal?" to which she replied "Because a petal was the first thing to fall on you when you were born." Fridge said, "Herp derp dur" to which Fridge's mother replied "Shut up, Fridge."

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a bumble bee walked into a bar, looking tired and worn out. 'long day, eh?' said the barman. 'yes' replied the bee. 'i was flying along to collect some honey when i noticed a large obstical obstructing me. i stuck my pointy needle in it, and according to legend, i will die in short hours to come' suddenly michael jacksons thriller flicked on in the jukebox, the bumble bee boogied all night long until he slowly passes away in the early hours of the morning. long live boogie bee.

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Not a joke.

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Q: What's small and can't read? A: A candybar

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A man walks into a bar. He then takes a step back and notices that his head hurts.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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