- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a banana that just got pealed A banana

How do you get a black guy out of a tree? Ask him to come down.

A man and his wife are sitting on the couch in their house, watching tv. The man says, "Do you smell smoke?" The woman then replies, "No." They then proceed to watch more tv.

so... how about that airplane food

Roses are red, Violets are blue. Some poems rhyme, but this one doesn't.

Ask me if I am a tree. Are you a tree? No.

Ever heard of carpel tunnel? Well after that girl it was more like carpal toungal

Why was Why added to why? Because WHy not.

Why did the girl fall off the swings? -because she had no arms

Do you know what my favorite rhetorical question is?

whats the difference between a bird and a turtle? they can both fly but the turtle cant

Why was Mrs. Clause mad at Santa Clause? Because he was hanging out with three hoes, Ho, Ho, and Ho

Why did people on a plane die? Because it crashed.

How do you drown a blond? Glue a mirror to the bottom of a pool!

What is the difference between baseball and the holocaust? One is a fun sporting event…. The other is baseball.

Yo momma so ugly she looks like a penis

Want to hear a dirty joke? A horse fell in the mud.

Do dead Elves know it's Xmas ?

why did the chicken cross the road? who cares its a chicken.

Why isn't pluto a planet anymore? Nasa decided it was too small

What do you call it when the sht hits the fan? The sht hits the fan.

Chinese drivers.

Why did the boy get hit by the bus? He didn't check both sides before crossing

So there's this crazy married couple in a old trailer down the road. They are both drunk. The man asks his blond wife, ''Isn't it about time we get married?'' The wife replies ''I wouldn't marry a ugly thing like you!'' The next day, they file a divorce.

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