What do you call 55,000 clowns exiting a small car? Fiction.

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There are two types of people in this world: Those who can finish lists. and

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Yo mamma so fat, she is going on a diet and is very sensitive about her weight.

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Why can't the boy ride his bike to school? It has no wheels.

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John Travolta goes to the supermarket..

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What's black & sits at the top of the staircase? A quadriplegic after a house fire.

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What does Harry Potter love? Magic

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So a duck walks into a drugstore and asks the clerk for lip balm. The clerk asks, "How will you be paying for that?" to which the duck replies, "Cash."

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your mom is so fat, shes not skinny

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As friend of mine recently told me that he knew my deepest darkest secret. When I asked him what it was, he said that I was too emotionally unstable, and that I would never be ready to settle down. I killed him.

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why did the fat guy become fat ...COD..

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A man walks into the bar with his parrot, but sadly the parrot was attacked ferociously by a flock of seagulls and it died.

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What's sad about 4 black people in a Cadillac going over a cliff? 2 Survived.

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Why wasn't the girl raped? Cause she wasn't attractive.

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Womens rights

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Why did the Jew rob the bank? -He was a criminal.

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Why does Santa Clause not have children? Because he only "comes" once a year

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Yesterday I was walking my dog and while I was walking my dog, guess what happened? It got hit by a bus.

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Come on Red, I am linked with the fucking global bank, that does not mean I go there and get the money! The FBI keeps tabs on absolutely everything, everybody knows that, if Mike Tyson has a cup of tea there, they file him down. Its legal, its secure and incredibly expensive, but the FBI stands for the security of the US alone, that does not mean that they do not work with every other corporation, organization, affiliation,syndicate, and pff, anything. If you suspect that I somehow went from being one of the key members of the underground, to a fucking FBI agent, you can believe that, but then dont ask me for help, nor be my friend, without trust there is no friendship.

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Knock Knock Whos there? I dunno I didnt answer the door

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Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? She's dead.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Hi. Hi Who? Hi who?! Hi Ho Hi HO. Its off to work we go!! umm.

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What did the fly say to the frog? Nothing, insects can't talk.

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Hitler, Goebbels and Göring walked into a bar. They ordered 3 steins and took their seats in quiet corner of the establishment. After short deliberation they were ready to start work on building a highway that would be the envy of the world.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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