why did the fat guy become fat ...COD..

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As friend of mine recently told me that he knew my deepest darkest secret. When I asked him what it was, he said that I was too emotionally unstable, and that I would never be ready to settle down. I killed him.

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your mom is so fat, shes not skinny

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Why wasn't the girl raped? Cause she wasn't attractive.

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Womens rights

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Why did the Jew rob the bank? -He was a criminal.

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What's sad about 4 black people in a Cadillac going over a cliff? 2 Survived.

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Why does Santa Clause not have children? Because he only "comes" once a year

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Knock Knock Whos there? I dunno I didnt answer the door

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Come on Red, I am linked with the fucking global bank, that does not mean I go there and get the money! The FBI keeps tabs on absolutely everything, everybody knows that, if Mike Tyson has a cup of tea there, they file him down. Its legal, its secure and incredibly expensive, but the FBI stands for the security of the US alone, that does not mean that they do not work with every other corporation, organization, affiliation,syndicate, and pff, anything. If you suspect that I somehow went from being one of the key members of the underground, to a fucking FBI agent, you can believe that, but then dont ask me for help, nor be my friend, without trust there is no friendship.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Hi. Hi Who? Hi who?! Hi Ho Hi HO. Its off to work we go!! umm.

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Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? She's dead.

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Yesterday I was walking my dog and while I was walking my dog, guess what happened? It got hit by a bus.

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Hitler, Goebbels and Göring walked into a bar. They ordered 3 steins and took their seats in quiet corner of the establishment. After short deliberation they were ready to start work on building a highway that would be the envy of the world.

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What did the fly say to the frog? Nothing, insects can't talk.

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Q: What did the Black man say to the kool ade Man? A: You're not real -BonkersLive

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Why was the boy crying? Because he had a frog stapled to his face.

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Why do men find it difficult to look each other in the eyes? The answer actually has deep routes in their psyche, subconsious, and psychological development as children.

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Whats worse than missing the bus? Having the short bus picking u up

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What do you do with a pickle jar full of semen? Use it for gel, because it took so long to collect it all, and you're frugal person who believes in recycling.

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A guy starts writing a gag for a joke site. But then he couldn't think of a punchline.

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what's brown and sticky? a turd.

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Why did the clown go to the doctor? Because he had a malignant tumor on his liver.

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Where does someone who has lost his arm, has a bleeding head, is mentally ill, has strep throat, and lung cancer go? Too late, they died.

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