What do you get when you add a cucumber some vinegar some salt and you get..... Macaroni and cheese

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What is 2 + 2? 3 LOL

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you are driving down the highway, if two birds make a bee then how many pies can fly at once? None because I can't read

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When did the War of 1812 begin? 1963.

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Q) Why was six afraid of seven? A) Seven was black.

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Q:What's the difference between a turtle and a cat? A: One's a turtle and the other is a cat....

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whats up fuch you bitch

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Gary Busey walk into a bar. Everyone Ran out noticing the potential danger.

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whats worse than being mentally challenged? losing your arms and legs and finding out that you have cancer

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Whats worse than 2 holocausts? 2 and one tenth of a holocaust

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What do you call someone who kills black people? A hero.

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What's white and bobs up and down in a babies crib? A pedophiles ass.

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If a tree falls on a woman and there's no one around to hear her scream why did a tree fall in the kitchen?

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms; *knock knock*, Who's There? Not Sally.

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Why couldn't Sarah see through her telescope? She was blind

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What starts with 'P' and ends with 'orn'? Popcorn.

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No I do not think that, that would be a wasted thought.

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what did the chinese guy say to the black guy? hello

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Your mom is so fat That the salesman advised her not to buy the tight dress

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What happens when you cross a vampire and a werewolf? A cross between a vampire and a werewolf.

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So, there's a lion loose in Colchester. Should've gone to Specsavers... [L]

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What do you call a kid with no arms and an eye-patch? Names

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A gentleman walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "What can I get for you?" The gentleman replys that he would like a beer. After the bartender fulfils the gentleman's order, the gentleman drinks his beer and enjoys it.

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Knock knock, Who's there The delivery man The delivery man who Just take this package

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