- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did Susie get for Christmas? AIDS.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know. Chickens like to wander around.

I was going to tell a Holocaust joke, but I Jews not to. Anne Frankly, it's disrespectful. I'm sure you did Nazi that Hitlerious anti-joke coming.

Dad what does negligence mean? SHUT THE FUCK UP KID! I TOLD YOU TO NEVER SPEAK TO ME AGAIN!

A priest, a rabbi, and a Buddhist monk walk into a bar. A heated religious debate ensues in which everyone is uncomfortable and leaves questioning their own faith and fearing the unknown.

why are black people so good at basketball? because they all can run jump steal and shoot

A baby seal walks into a club.

did you hear the one about the elephant with a screwdriver? me neither...

Hey i just met u And this is crazy I have Alzheimer's Hey i just met u

I walked into my maths lesson and my teacher told me to point out the uncommon variable. ..So i pointed at the ginger black man in the corner.

why was the guy stranded on an island? because his boat crashed.

Why are some people so awesome? Because their black.

What did the blind kid that couldn't talk get for Christmas Cancer

How do you talk to a mentally challenged person? You use words in a sequential order that would make sense grammatically

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, it got ran over by a car

a little violence in a relationship doesn't hurt anybody

Jackson's dad told him to "play in the traffic".

A young boy had a question and looked into the sky then his eyes got burnt from the sun and he went blind.

You want to know how I know you're gay You want to have sex with a person of the same sex

How many licks did it take for the little boy to get to the center of the Tootsie Pop? Three, and then he choked and died.

What happened to the man who sat outside in the sun too long? He died of skin cancer.

Hey I just met you, and this seems crazy. I have Alzheimers... Hey i just met you.

you are a åsshole :)

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