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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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When is your birthday? November 13 what year? every year

a white guy, a black guy, and a spanish guy all jump off a building. they all immediately die on impact, later on the news white guy jumps off building.

I saw a bull go into a public toilet and defacitate! Bullshit!!!!!! hahahahahahahaha!

Whats the difference between a sandwhich and a dead baby? People eat sandwhiches.

Your mama is so fat that when she farted she called it global warming

What did the skateboarder do when he was trying to do an ollie kickflip 360 and tailslide on a rail and dismount heelflip to manual? He fell

yo mama's so fat, she wears a big belt

What did the diabetic boy with Celiac get for christmas? A gift from his loving parents.

What did the skinny man say to the fat woman. That sucks.

What is red and has seven dents? Snow White's Cherry.

Two olives are sitting on a table. One loses his balance and rolls off. The other calls down to it, "Oh my gosh, are you okay?" And the olive yells up, "No. I just rolled off a friggin table."

What is a cow's favorite drink? Well, I could be wrong and this is just my opinion, but I do not believe that animals experience feelings and, in corollary, favoritism towards anything, particularly regarding basic survival needs, such as hydration.

you know you are a prostatute when your report car is full of Ds

There was a Black and a Mexican in a car, they were on their way to church.

Why did the black man crash his car? His low-income job forced him to buy a toyota.

What is Oedipus' favorite tv show! How I Met Your Mother

Some woman's like "Make me a sandwich!" Some guy's like "No way!" The woman says "Or I'll rape you!" "Allright. Fine with m... Wait... I thought women didn... I mean couldn.. you know.." "Rape?" "No, eat sandwiches!"

Your mom is so fat that she saw a school bus full of white children and , thought "I can hardly even remember a time when my body used to be slim." She now keeps track of her diet and exercises regularly,the result of this has been a weight loss of over 95 pounds.

How do you make a plumber cry? Shit a brick.

Do gingers have souls ? No, Gingers are a myth made up in the 13th centuary to scare little kids.

What's mean to black people? The economy. But, I forgot to mention that it's not nice to whites, hispanics, asians or anyone else.

Knock! Knock! Who's There? The Police. Open the damn door. Nobody Is Home.

What do you call somebody from Manchester? A twat

What did the "gangster" looking black guy ask the white guy he approached randomly on the street? "Excuse me sir, are you aware of the injustices done toward the jewish community that has been the decline of western society since the reclamation proclamation?"

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