There are four dead people on a boat. They commit suicide. Why did they commit suicide. To get to the other side!

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what did the blind deaf orphan get for christmas? cancer

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a drumset fell off a clif. Badoom ch.

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Yes!

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Why did the crack addict see colors. He was looking at the northern lights

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When Kylie and Conner have a baby he will have a centimeter Schmeter!

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What got stolen from the poor boys house... Nothing, he was so poor that he couldn't even afford any thing

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Why did the little boy ride his bike to school? It was a birthday present.

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Question: What did Mr. Reeves say. Answer: Nothing

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Why didn't the blind girl go to the party? She wasn't invited!

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Fox News.

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irish wristwatch JLR

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Nobody enjoys your company. Nobody likes your work. Nobody loves you. There is no person who's name is legitimately nobody.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a serial rapist.

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Where can find a man who owns a white van capable of transporting many children? Most local churches have them for mission work. I would contact a local minister.

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The Sentence Below Is True The Sentence Above Is False

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The Braves win the N.L. east

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What did the black kid get for his birthday? Yo bike!

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LOL May Wong

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Q: What do you get when you stand a blonde on her head? A: HORSE DICK

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How do you have se with hellen keller? Very sweetly

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A Priest, a Rabbi, and an Orca Whale walk into a local eatery to discuss what is on their mind. The Priest says he is proud that even though their community is comprised of people residing in many different religions, they still work together to strive for a better tomorrow. The Rabbi nods his head in agreement,he states that he is proud of all the hard working men in their community that are willing to make sacrifices for the needy. The Orca Whale also nods in agreement and pauses for a moment to think while he insight-fully gleams at his two other friends. The Mighty Orca Whale then contributes to the conversation by saying eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuurrrr!

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Confucius says... The superior man, when resting in safety, does not forget that danger may come. When in a state of security he does not forget the possibility of ruin. When all is orderly, he does not forget that disorder may come. Thus his person is not endangered, and his States and all their clans are preserved.

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If you play a Justin Bieber album backwards, I swear you can hear satanic messages... but even worse, if you play it forward, you hear Justin Bieber.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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