- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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You know what they say about women with really big feet? They actually don't say anything.

Your mom is fat

Your momma's so stupid that as a child she was often afraid to show her report card to her parents, for fear of their disapproval.

Three decapitated children walk into a bar..... If you are laughing at this....what the hell is wrong with you?

Teacher: "What is the outside layer on a tree?" Dog: "Bark" Teacher: "How would you describe the desert surface?" Dog: "Rough" Teacher: "Would you say that Abraham Lincoln was an intelligent man?" Dog: "Yarp"

Why did the man not open his door to the trick or treaters? He was a sex offender and it was illegal for him to open it...

Why didn't little jimmy take out the trash? He is a rock

Your mom is so cheap, that she eats her cereal with a fork to save milk

to get to the other side.

why can't helen keller drive? Because she is deaf and blind.

what do you call a black man drinking cool-aid? thirsty.

What's red ad looks like a green bucket? A red bucket to a color blind person

What does an emu an a kiwi have in common? Both are flightless birds endemic to there own countries.

A black guy and a mexican guy are in a car, Who's driving. A policeman.

What did Hellen Keller's parents punish her? They didn't. She was a blind deaf-mute, there was very little she could do wrong

Why do undertakers wear ties? Because their profession is very serious, and it is important that their appearance has a degree of gravitas

knock knock who's there? Madeline McCann really? no

What is worse than getting stung by a bee? Watching your mother getting raped by your sister.

What do you call a hard working black man? A hard working black man.

So three men walk into a bar. One orders a Miller Light, the other orders a Guiness, and the third has a glass of ice water. He was the designated driver.

Diseases show if a prerson lacks vitamins and minerals.

Q. what did the gay man say about the smoothie? A. he said "that is soooo good"

MAGHBERRY !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

A farmer was robbed and complained to the sheriff's department that he suspected it was a black man behind the crime. "How do you know this for sure?" The sheriff asked him. He replied, "I chased him into the night, it was dark and I couldn't see him"

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