Q: whats big gray and cant swim A: a castle

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What are the two things that the little boy with cancer wants for Christmas? He wants his cancer to go away. He also wants the new Halo game.

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Roses are Black Violets are Black I am color blind.

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Why did the boy die? He had cancer.

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What is the defference between an apple and a banana? Horses, because vests have no sleeves.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chicken brains are not as large or developed as human brains, therefore preventing the chicken from making a logical decision, leading to it crossing a road with heavy traffic and eventually being run over by a semi.

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A blind man walks past a fish market, pauses, takes in a big sniff, and says, "Good morning ladies!" to the women walking by wearing too much perfume.

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What happend to the boy with no family? he died in a tragic car accident along with his family

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I was born.

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What do you call an Oliver with friends? A dream

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what is worse than bitting into your apple and finding a worm? 9/11

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Hey I just met you, and this is crazy! But iI'm on bath salts and your face looks tasty!

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Why did the boy drop his iceccream?? He got hit by a bus??

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What's sad about 2 black men driving off a cliff? They were my friends.....

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Knock, knock. Who's there? You. You who? You should be drug out into the street and shot. Whoever you are, I will find you.

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What do you call a black man on your front porch? -Racism is a serious and non humorous problem.

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One morning a man was frustrated at the dining table. His wife ask "What's wrong?". He says "I can't fit this stupid puzzle pieces together." His wife asks "What's it a picture of?" The man says "A rooster" The wife says "Honey, put the cornflakes back in the cereal box." The man says "no".

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What do you call a Muslim flying a plane? Still a pilot.

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How do you cripple a fireman? You push him down the stairs.

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Why did the women call 911 on her 12 year old son? Because he was schizophrenic and attempting to commit suicide by hanging himself.

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Why did the blonde switch the lamp on? Because it was getting dark

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what did the blond do after she turned 18? Reelected Obama.

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Q: What were Peter's emotions after he bought his $2 million house? A: None, in fact he has no home, family and anyone to help him. his leg is pinned down by a large piece of metal that fell on him while looking for food to eat at a construction site, expect him to die of bleeding in the next 24 hours.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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