*DRRRRIN* Finally someone uses the doorbell.

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if a man is alone in the forest, and there are no women around to hear him...........is he still wrong?

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Why did Rebecca Black die? She killed herself due to the cruelty of many people

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Whats the difference between Lady Gaga and Justin Bieber? Lady Gaga has a penis.

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Q:What would strawberry short cake never say? A: Very

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What is similar between a penguin and a newspaper? If you kill a penguin, then grind it up into a fine powder, then the penguin becomes a newspaper.

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Brooklyn Nets or New Jersey Nets? Theres a difference

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Why wasn't Jesus born in Poland? Because if he's an actual historical figure he would have been born in modern day Palestine.

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A black guy walks into his bar. So he pays his tab and couldn't have been more coureious.

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What did Delaware? A coat.

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Moral"We all miss someone sometimes during our life, but just remain patient as you aim again, reload and hit that someone!"

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What rhymes with orange? Somalia.

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What's worse than a car going backwards on the highway? A steamroller going backwards on the highway.

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Why did the black kid with one leg read the Iliad? Because it was part of his homework assignment?

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hi michael

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quik reply fuckker, im at the room on the left at the uh... forgot anywayss third floor, to the end of the hospital, btw, I told The Goat and Fingern to wait for you at the entrance, and I paid them to kick your ass... WHOS YOUR DADDY! Well soon ill be your dad and the father of your sisters first kid! Man, relax, I told them to just drag you outside and kick you in the nuts, then some atomixc elbows and make u bleed... Your suufering is none of use of me if your ded, plz reply abut your sufferage when they are done, u really think id fight your dirty shit yourself? I AM THE LEADer THE ONE WHO KNOcKS! I DONT LIKE THE FIGHT! PEOPLE FIGHT FOR ME! IN MY NamEN MY GLORY!! Amen, you will soon become an uncle... Nah, tell your sis its a joke, I already told her I insist bangign her look at the pone Goat has in his poket, her last responz is "now?" and two smileys with eyes poppingg XD Seriously, if they are not already kicking your ass... Well, they sent me a pic, I suppose you will end up at the hospital too, looks bad kid... But you know the goat, that kid wants to kill, and probably has... ill let theem know that if thhhhey kill youu, they hmmm... then I cantt beat you um mysepf, so no killins in my name, reelas ill call em, but you are just bruise now, I want moar blood. Nero Metal, the coldest leader, of the universe. (dat tok like 6 mins to tyype so wort it, if you diee, i dont responsible for the goat, but i think finger will stop him zoon.

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Ryan O'Sullivan likes to suck his own penis. - Ryan O'Sullivan.

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In the middle of a long flight from Heathrow to Chicago O'Hare, the passengers of a 747 watched the engines all suddenly flame out. "Now, folks," the captain said over the PA as the plane plummeted to the earth, "I want it on record that I said it in plain English: a 747 can't fly from Heathrow to Chicago without refueling." No one bothered writing it down.

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What is the difference between a dead baby in a blender and a rock? There are many differences. One of them is the fact that I don't masturbate to a rock.

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What did the blonde do when her car broke down? Made a Facebook status about then called animal control.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Where's my tractor"

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Roses are red, Violets are purple, nothing rhymes with purple.

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A pirate walks out of a bar. He drowns in a puddle.

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How did the girl get her Mardi Gras beads? She purchased them at a reasonable price from a party store.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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