- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why does blond women give great blowjob? Because they has vaacum in thier heads! Blond woman coment; well thats better than having nothing at all in your head! :-)

what is similar between a mexican and a bench? they are both illeageal. except the bench

What has the head of a lion, the body of a mule, and the penis of a seal? Nothing... what the hell did you think it was? Are you on drugs or something?

Are you gay? No. Ok.

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The Pope

What did the homeless man do with his trolley full of aluminium cans, He took them to the scrapyard and sold them as this is his only source of income right now

Q: Who's afraid of the big bad wolf? A: A couple of pigs with questionable carpenter's skills, and maybe Red Riding Hood. Grandma wasn't so lucky.

Q: Why is Santa's sack so big? A: Because he only cums once a year

Chuck Norris can count from 1 to 100... twice!

If you see a pink banana, you are color blind.

I Won a Math Debate................ say it fast unless your blind then dont say it wait you cant read it so uhhm Alaska

Do you think the death man heard the one about, oh wait I bet he didn't

What should you do when a man carrying a stuffed tortoise tries to break into your house? Call the police.

Did you hear about the man who thought his wife was trying to kill him? He's dead.

what do you call a tall skiny kid with a very big ego autistic.........colby schluter.

Q.If your have $6.00 and I have a hair cut, how many donkeys are in the paddock? A. Aliens with a hat????????????

my captcha says : forkin chickens

Nyan cat had pancakes for breakfast.

How does a pirate get to work? His CAAAARRRR! Where does the pirate go after work? The BAAAARRRR! How does the pirate get home from the bar? A taxi. A pirate doesn't drive after consuming alcohol.

what do you get if you eat cream cake, coffee cake, strawberry cake, chocolate cake, fruit cake, and sponge cake? a very large stomach-cake.

what did batman say to robin before he got in the batmobile get in the batmobile

Why did the Romans conquer everyone? They were power-hungry.

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