- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's black and crawls around on eight legs? An octopus that just inked itself.

What did the man with Alzheimer's get for Christmas? Happy New Year!

Why did the dead baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

What did John say to Trojan? Hi Trojan

Greg told a joke. It wasnt funny...

Your mom's so old she sometimes uses outdated racial slurs loudly in public. It can get pretty embarrassing.

How do you get a black man out of a tree? Polite say "Hey you, get out of that tree."

How many babies does it take to paint a wall red? Well babies don't have the strength or coordination to hold a paint brush, so you may need to call some painters.

How do you kill a blonde? Shoot her repeatedly in the face and then slit her throat.

How do you make a ninja fly a plane? You put a gun to his head and say fly this plane.

Do you have ass-thma? Coz your ass is taking my breath away

if bob has 400 pieces of chocolate and eats 200 chocolates how many does he have left. none he died from diabetes

who is mark

How do you stop a dog from humping your leg? Pick it up and suck its dick.

Guess what I saw... Wood, I'm a carpenter.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because someone was chasing it with an axe.

A vegetarian walked into a butcher Luckily he realized where he was and walked out!

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

Knock knock Who's there? A penguin A penguin who? Just kidding, a penguin could never survive in this climate, I'm mark and was wondering if I could give you an estimate on some new siding

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? Nothing, we eat pizza and we respect Jews.

What's the difference between a jew and a pizza? A jew is a person contending to the faith of Judaism, and a pizza is an Italian flat normally round or square baked good consisting of dough, tomato sauce, cheese and various spices, and is sometimes enjoyed with toppings such as meat or vegetables.

Penis.

Chrissy is funny.

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