Why did the plane crash? The pilots had brain damage.

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What's brown and sticky? A piece of toffee, which is brown and/or dark brown in color.

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What happens when you click a link on a web page offering sex? You get a virus.

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If life gives you lemons ask where they came from.

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SHINEE IS BACK PART HARD

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Whats that cool sound it makes when you thumbs a comment?

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A boy and his father are in a car crash. The father dies and the son is transported to the nearest hospital. Once there, a surgeon is brought in to operate on the boy. The surgeon steps back and says "I can't operate on this boy, I haven't had enough training for such a situation." The hospital calls in another surgeon and they are more qualified for the event. Then the surgeon wakes up and realizes the boy is in critical condition. There is blood drenching his shirt and there is only seconds to operate. Suddenly, the boy wakes up and realizes he has just survived a car crash. Suddenly Leonardo DeCaprio enters with a girl. The world turns on its side and they all wake up to find them selves a victim of Inception. Then the caterpillar wakes up and realizes it has immense mental capacity, even above those of an above-average human. Then I woke up and realized I lost my job. MLIA.

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yo mamma is so stupid she failed high school

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KNOCK KNOCK! Who's there? KNOCK KNOCK! Umm... Who's there? KNOCK KNOCK! OMG I SWEAR TO GOD WHO THE HECK IS THERE?!?!? KNOCK KNOCK! *opens door* Oh.... It was a woodpecker...

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here is Stevie Wonder's poem: sjkgfhdujduehfheuefeufhhf uefuefg eufbejfbefehfehutuge' wiohl;wreohqweiothurelwueths sjtghekltrhlsdifhlziurhlsiurhtwoli

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Why did the penguin die? He was anti-social and would rather die than huddle. So he died. THE END

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...IIITS... :) SMILEY :( AND MADDY THE HORSEHEAD SHOW ITS :) SMILEY :( AND MADDY THE HORSEHEAD SHOW! :) YAY! :(SHADDAP YUUU! Episode one... The waiting for the wait!

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why do we have school? 2 learn duh y r u even askin? ur STOOPIDE!

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What do you call a Jewish wanna be gangster? Drake

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Yo mamma so black that u can't see her eyebrows

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Why did the milk man cry? Cause you killed his family.

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Two gorillas walked into a bar and it hurt

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How do you stop a charging rhinocerous? Nuke africa.

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Why did the...uhh.... Lamp.

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It is Scientifically proven that, if you have a shower in china... you get wet

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Why did the man go bald? He had cancer

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A muslim walks pass a bomb shop on his way to the international peace club.

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whats the difference between a flamingo ? because the pyramid has a high cholesterol

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Anti Joke

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