- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many immature people does it take to screw in a lightbulb? 69

a man gets raped. -teagan doherty-

What did the blonde say when she found a dead bird on the sidewalk? "Aww, look at the poor dead bird!"

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Your dad is so bald, that a various number of people compliment him on how well shaven his head is.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the farm he was from was near a road. There was a hole in the fence and the chicken got out. He then started wandering and happened to cross the road.

What did the fish say when it was being fried? That's crazy, fish can't talk.

A boy walks up to a girl and says "Do you like ice cream? Cuz I have a huuuuuge penis."

Why do women wear make-up and perfume? Because they're ugly and they stink.

What's worse than reading a bad joke Realizing it's yours.

One day a mexican guy came up with a great anti-joke about jewish guys. Upon sharing it with a canadian buddy of his, he collapsed and died from a cerebral hemorrhage where he was then hit by a bus and mauled to bits by a pack of saber-tooth tigers.

What's red and hurts your teeth. Answer: a brick

whats worse than getting no gifts for christmas? getting hit by a bus for christmas

You know that feeling you get when you see your crush walking towards you? No, I'm blind.

Blake wilkeys hair style

Homosexuals are gay.

knock knock come back later i'm taking a shower!!!

If she's old enough to count, she's probably in second grade.

What is the difference between a black man and a white man? The pigment in their skin.

Roses are red, Violets are green, get in my bed, if you know what I mean.

How many women does it take to replace a light bulb? Please advise. Thanks, Holly

65% of people are starving 32% are over 190 lbs. Think about it

What is invisible, weighs 332 pounds, runs 67.3 mph, is green, and is made by Jews in China. Nothing, if something is invisible, then it cannot reflect green light, therefore it cannot be green.

whats black white and read all over a zebra bleeding to death because a zombie just attacked it and then it attackeed the zombie

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