Why was Abraham Lincolin President. He was elected by the people of the united states.

What's 1+1 2, dumbass...

How many licks does it take to get to the tootsie roll center of a tootsie pop? 124

Morning wood.

Why did the car catch fire? It was parked in Ferguson, MO

4 on three... 1, 2, 3, 4!

Rachel not blowing Robert.

Lebron James in the 4th quarter.

what's the difference between "rita , sue and bob too ," and rocky II ? rocky II is about boxing

How do you drown a down syndrome child? Put him/her into water.

What did the cow say right before he was slaughtered and later to be sold? Nothing cows dont talk they can create a sound that most people describe as MOO though.

What starts with P and ends in ORN? Porn.

i put the STD in S.T.u.D all i need is U!!! F_CK all i need is U!!!!!!! o.0 lolzzz

A blind was staring at a girls ass. Her boyfriend promptly bludgeoned the man unaware of his illness.

Guess what! what haha u listened to me

A guy walks into a bar and orders 4 shots. The bartender promptly pulls out a gun and shoots him 4 times.

squirrels with massive bonerss

Whats worse than being a student? Being raped.

why was the girl sleeping on the ground? because she was dead

When life gives you melons, your dyslexic

What do you call a man in the desert? Whatever his name is.

I hate it when I try to put my gun on safety but I accidentally shoot u a school full of kid.

whats green and falls from trees, pool tables.

What kind of car does Yoda drive? Nothing, Yoda doesn't exist.

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