'Knock Knock' "Who's there?" 'Nobody. Your schizophrenia has become so bad you can barely make it through a normal day without emotionally collapsing. Your social life has dissolved into a world of fear, and your personal relationships have crumbled away before your eyes. Major depression and anxiety are eating you away. You have nothing left.'

How do you confuse a blonde? Speak to her in a nonsensical language of gibberish you have devised without her being able to understand or translate.

chirs

what is blue purple and has wings what i dont know that why i am asking you

Doctor: Knock knock... Patient: Who's there? Doctor: Interrupting doctor... Patient: Interrupting doct-- Doctor: You have cancer.

Tony Romo

What does Pontiac stand for? Nothing. Pontiac's were discontinued

Me: Ask me if I'm an orange. You: Are you an orange? Me: No

shauns beautiful

President Donald Trump

What did the two doctors say to each other? We are both doctors.

Q.whats the differecne between a bicycle? A. orange,...a vest dont got no sleeves.

Knock knock.. Whos there? To... To who? To whom.

What did the blind guy say when he walked past a fish store? Something smells fishy

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Why is America such a great place to live? It's not North Korea.

What dud the baseball player do when he struck out? Walked back to the bench

TOBUSCUS

What's black and white and red all over A bloody penguin

What did the Asian bookkeeper say to the Jewish dog? I love you

I'm off to my tank guys!

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? because she was SHITFACED!!!!

Why are black people so good at basketball? Hard work and dedication.

Your grandma and your mom drove of a cliff, who survived? Both of them they didn't drive off a cliff

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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