- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why are Asians such bad drivers? They're not: it is a racist stereotype that is propagated by people who are so insecure that they must put others down to feel good about themselves.

Why can't Sally use the swings? Because she has no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there?? ... Not Sally.

rosses are red voilets are pinkey your mams pussy is really stinky

So a dog walks into a bar, and the bartender says, "Quickly, someone give me the number for animal control."

What did the cow say to the chicken? Moo

a blond goes into a taxi, the driver asks where to my friend , the blond says her desired location, gets droped off and trips, falls on her head, suffers major injuries, dies,weeks later the taxi driver drove the family to the funeral, they walk out and one of of them trips and gets back up...

Why do girls have bumps around their nipples ? -it's brai for suck here .

What's spotted and has dildos strapped to their neck? Jews

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a cannibal and like to burn people.

hy-way is-way is-thay oke-jay pelled-say eird-way? ecause-bay its-way in-way IGLATIN-PAY

Q: A Blonde and a Brunette fall of a building which one hits the ground first? A: The Brunette because she ways 200 pounds and the Blonde weighs 100.

i may not know where you sleep. but, i spiked your drink with sleeping pills

Cripples are lame.

I had a date. She was a pegasister. Since MLP was magical, I disappeared.

What do you get hanging from an apple tree? Sore Arms.

Theres a man with 2 eyes.

Why was the Jewish man sad? His wife was brutally murdered, His chilren raped, Parents stabbed horrifically and stuffed with turtles and the doctor just informed him that he had cancer and was due to die 17 minutes ago.

what happens when u mix a car, a blimp and a plane? I don't know.

KASEEM IS CRAP AT GEARS OF WAR THIS IS NOT A JOKE ITS TRUE (FACT) PLAYSTATION IS BETTER THEN XBOX (BIGGEST JOKE EVER) IV HAD BOTH, SO SHUT UP PS3 BOYS AKA GIRLS

If you're having Kony problems, I feel bad for you son. He's stolen 99 kids and your posters saved none.

Roses are red Violets are blue get down or i will shoot

Why did the girl fall out of the swing? She had no arms.

If you play a Justin Bieber album backwards, I swear you can hear satanic messages... but even worse, if you play it forward, you hear Justin Bieber.

What do you get when you hit a deer? A dead deer, which you should probably take home to eat - wouldn't want it to go to waste.

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