- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Who is the fiercist Raptor of them all? Matt Daly

Three blondes walk into a bar. I prematurely ejaculate.

Why did samantha die? Because she had cancer.

once upon a time there was a girl named katie. she walked across the road. she got hit by a truck. now she's in heaven. the end,.

Why isn't Michael Jackson aloud at Disney world? He is dead.

how do you kill a blonde? shoot her in the face with a pistol

Q: Why did the boy go to the orphanage? A: His parents were dead.

A man walks into a pet store. He then says "This isn't the bar" and leaves.

Two tomatoes walk across the street and manage to get over safely. COME ON MUSTARD!

What did the little boy say after he was pushed off the cliff? Nothing. He died, therefore, he is incapable of speaking.

there was a guy who wanted to be bad and have bitches but he died from all the smoking and drinking and went to hell for eternal damnation

How are contortionists so flexible? They stretch.

How does a printer work? You plug it in.

How can you tell that your friend just had sex with a blonde? The girl he just had sex with has blonde hair.

What do you call a guy who has no experience flying a plane? Suicidal

A muslim, a jew, and a black man walk into a bar, the bartender asks what they would like to drink, after respnding, paying and receiving their drinks, they sit down to drink them. What a lovely scene of ethnic diversity

"I can sell this watch for $500 dollars on the black market!" Well, you could sell your liver for $500 dollars on the black market too.

Q: What's the difference between a duck? A: An orange.

Why can't Brent speak at the moment? Because he is eating his ice-cream.

Knock, Knock Who's there ? So So who? No, So Lee

If you rape a prostitute is it shop lifting?

Did y'all see Lafell catch that pass? Neither did I

Roses are red Violets are blue Charcoal is black So is my neighbor

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