What do you call a hot underaged girl. off limits i am her father.

Why was the Black Panther upset? Because racial tensions were high in the 60s.

Why did the blind man cross the road? To end the suffering of a lifetime illness.

Whats worse then getting hit by a truck? Getting hit by a turkey!

I dont hate you Lets just say if you were on fire and i had water id drink it

Q: What did the Jewish man find when he turned on his shower? A: gas

Why doesn't Michael J. Fox drive a stick shift? He was raised in an urban area and was only taught to maneuver with vehicles that shifted automatically.

Knock knock. Racism.

Why did the woman start crying? She didn't have woman's rights... That's right, get back in the kitchen

What did the black kid get for his birthday?

What did the business man say to the homeless person? Get a job

A man walks into a bar. The bar is closed and the man is a thief. The police are promptly called in fear that the situation may become increasingly dangerous.

Roses are red, violets are blue, i suck at poetry, show me your tits!

What do you call a hard working black man? A hard working black man.

Two fish are swimming and hit a cement wall. One fish says Dam.

A gay guy and a blind man walk into a bar. It's a gay bar. The blind man is also gay.

How many Jews can you fit in a Volkswagon? 2 in the front seat, 3 in the back.... and that's it because the holocaust never happened.

knock knock piss off

Why was the blonde sent to prison? Well there could be a number of reasons, but I for one do not know this specific blonde so I can not help you.

"33"

If she is under the age of 18 years old and is identified by your state as a minor, shes too young for you bro.

A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead all walk into a bar. Because, often, friends go out together in social situations.

-Hey I know something funnier than 24, ---What? -25! Hey I know something funnier than 25. ---What? -The Holocaust!

Womens rights !

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