A guy trips a blind man.

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A black man walks into an abbatoir.

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A snail walks into a bar, and the bartender says, "hey we don't serve snails here," and flicks him across the street. 3 years later the snails walks back into the bar and said, "why'd ya do that for??"

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How many Manatees does it take to screw in a light bulb? One, assuming Manatees have hands.

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? At age two, she contracted an illness that left her blind, deaf, unable to speak, and was considered backwards of intelligence. She lived in a dark and hopeless world of her own, rendering her unable to do anything, let alone drive.

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What's worse than stepping on chewing gum A clown throwing bricks at orphans

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Why did the chicken cross the road Time for you to get a watch

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A Panda walks into a bar and orders a drink, he then shoots the bartender and leaves. The people are shocked and the panda is arrested.

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Who thinks amy mc quire is really stuiped

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Woman Rights

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Take off your shoes.

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Why did the old man fall off his bicycle? Because somebody threw a fridge at him.

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what are the three types of rings? -wedding ring -engagement ring -suffering

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Okay, one second.

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ONE DAY THE SKY OPENS AND SUDDENLY Gad: Jews, you are my chosen people! Jews: YAY! GODS CHOSEN! WE ARE GONNA BATHE IN RICHES AND YOU WILL COMMAND US TO RAID AND RAPE LANDS! FOR OURSELVES! AND EVERYTHING! Gad: Eh... Well, actually I was thinking more like... Jews: YAY WE ARE GONNA CONQUER THE WORLD! GAD IS WITH US NAO! Right Gay? I mean Gad... Cough... Gad: Err, well *cough* suuure, I mean... Jews: YAY! WE ARE GADS CHOSEN! WE ARE GONNA GET MIGHTY! Moral: "You do not want to be "Gods chosen" people!" Btw, you telling me Jewsus was not a Jew? Hmm?

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Roses are gray Violets are gray I'm colorblind.

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Some peoples attempts at being funny on this website are the stupidest things i have ever read.

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what is Justin Bieber+ One Less Lonely girl.... A BABY

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Have you seen the painting by Stevie Wonder? It's a Monet and this museum's most prized piece. Just kindly ask Mr. Wonder to step aside a bit.

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A Man buys a Prius. Hated it.

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What is the difference between baseball and the holocaust? One is a fun sporting event…. The other is baseball.

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Why did the boy get stuck on the toilet? He was Elvis.

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Roses are red Violates are blue Go to hell I hate you

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Anti Joke

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