- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

A: Knock Knock B: ...

Patient: Doctor Doctor I think I have HIV! Doctor: Wtf to that one...

Q.sam is 18 years old, why can't she get her licence? A.because Sam is a lost dog on the street

Why are there cookie's in the jar? 'Cause I put cookies in the jar

Yo momma is so fat, her total body volume is slightly larger than a normally proportioned person of smaller mass!

why was the 40 year old still a virgin? it doesnt know either.

How do you fit a homosexual man into a small card board box? You cut him into pieces.

What do you call a taxi driver eating on a gourmet restaurant? A taxi driver.

how do you make a plumber cry? you kill his whole family

Violets are red. Roses are blue. I am drunk, and i'm about to spew.

A guy walks into a bar Many people gather around him to see if he is alright and to tell him he needs to watch where he is going.

what did bob say to joey, nothing joey's dead

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot.

Friend: "Hey man! Did you hear about the kid who bought the last hamster at the pet shop? Other friend: "No..." Friend: "Oh, well he shot himself last night."

What's yellow, long, hard, and moves up and down? A banana in an elevator...

Why did the baboon fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

What's purple and gross? Purple gross stuff

Two strippers are out of work. So they turn to prostitution.

Gay Rights

What do you call a Mexican on a boat? A sailor

Who is Jonathan Ezell He is Jonathan Ezell

Knock Knock Who's there? Your real father. I left you when you were a month old and I have regretted the decision ever since. I would like to be a part of your life.

Q: What did the peanut say to the shell? A: Its dark in here.

I like my women the way I like my coffee: Without a penis.

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