Roses come in a variety of colors.

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how do you stop a bus? Well, just up the road is a stop sign so the bus will stop there because it is illegal to go through a stop sign without stopping.

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How do you fit four gay on a bar stool? Divide the given space into fourths and convince them to share it accordingly. However, due to the fact that bar stools are significantly smaller than the average chair, and the likelihood that the bar has the resources to provide chairs for all of their customers, it would be highly unlikely that the men would choose be remain seated in such an inconvenient manner.

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A man buy's a new lawn mower, it breaks so he takes it back. The shopworker says that if you don't have a recipt then you cannot replace it, the man goes home and months later catch's a flu.

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What's for dinner? Flesh from when your brother was alive and your blood.

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Q. Why did the boy get so fat? A. From playing Pokemon Pearl Edition

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a duck walks in to a gay bar and asks for a stick they asked where he wanted it before he could answer he was rapped

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Barbara Streisand

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Q.what do you call 7x7 A.A math equation

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What do you call it when a cave man pisses himself running from a t-rex? Historically incorrect.

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Why did the Quantum chicken cross the road? It was already on both sides.

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A woman walks into a bar and hits it off beautifully with the young man sitting close to her. They exchange numbers, and even a small kiss before she departs. He follows her home and eats her.

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Your mother's so fat, her blood type was Ragu

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roses are red leather is black when when god made you he was smoking crack

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You can pick your friends, you can pick your nose... But that's disgusting.

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Did you know Hellen Keller's dog ran away? You would have to if your name was RaAeltraERKAERMaelaefa

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Wanna hear something half funny 34.5

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Q: What did the chinese guy say to his friend? A: ??

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OR SOMETHING! VOLUME ONE SPECIAL ALPHA MAN EDITION: What do you do if you are in the jungle, and surrounded by a tiger, and a jaguar and have only one bullet left in the rifle? You shoot the damn jaguar in its tire, and RIDE THE GODDAMN TIGER BACK HOME! MORAL MAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAN! THE FRIENDLY NEIGHBORHOOD R*PIST!(Yes I also wrote the original kay?)

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What's small and harmless, but deadly when thrown at high speeds? A baby.

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A man walks into a bar, and spends all his money because he is an alchoholic.

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What do you call three mexicans in a bowl of soup? Whatever their respective names might happen to be.

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What's worse than accidentally biting your tongue? Hitler accidentally biting your tongue.

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what happens when I bought a car. A man stole it from me and killed my family.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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