I hate long jokes -_-

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A black man bought a large condom because he has a big penis.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I like to slap hookers

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Why was the chicken afaid to cross the road? because there was no road.

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Remember when they called online casino`s betting sport? Anti Joke potential detected. I used to play soccer and box back then, but I guess I was still not "sporty" enough for betting sports... And as thus I afforded my lawyer education. Moral: Now that you know my education, do you really think id ever type real morals here? Mwahahahaha!

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GUESS WHAT ?????????? THATS WHAT CAOMHIN

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What's the difference between humans and dogs? 4.

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How many retarded mexicans can you fit in a smart car? Two.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it got out of it coop and there was something shinny on the other side of the street.

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Did you know Helen Keller had a swing set? Because she didn't.

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How do you know a French guy has been in your back yard? Your thrash cans are empty and your dog's pregnant

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What do you get when you cross a dog and a cat? A hybrid animal that can never exist to do each species own genetic make-up which would subsequently reject the other's. I.E. The cat would reject the dog sperm from ever fertilizing and the dog would reject cat sperm.

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Where does the Queen keep her armies? In various military bases across the country.

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Why didn't the Irishman want to drink anymore? Because he wasn't thirsty.

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What happens when you yell at people who have high blood pressure? They might get heart attacks & die.

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What do you call a guy with no hands working in a hat store? larry

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Did you know Helen Keller had a dog? No Neither did she

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Nippies

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What's round and bounces A basketball No!!!!!!! You dummy!!! Then what? Boobies!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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a man walked into a bar.... when i say bar i mean a metal pole, the man suffered from concussion

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"Well, you done done me and you bet I felt it; I tried to be chill, but then I realized that when used as an adjective, 'chill' refers to the temperature." -Jason Mraz

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Omg its that superman nope chuck testa

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How do you make a burns victim cry? You show them a mirror.

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what did the single guy with no arms get for christmas? porn.

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