Why did the monKey fall out of the tree? He died Why did the other monkey fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the first one

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Why did the chicken cross the road? The Holocaust.

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What Did batman say to robin before they got in the car..... Get in the car

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Why was the black man forced off of the roller coaster He had heart disease

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What's 9 plus 10? 19

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What is black and blue and really is not in the mood for sex? The new girl at the women's shelter.

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What's better than being in the special olympics? Not being retarded.

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What's a ghost's favourite country? Fraaaaance.

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I was looking out the window on a Sunday morning. The coffee was fresh, and the air was moist. I had recieved a phone call last night on the contents of a briefcase that was to be left on my front door today. The explination was vague, and I was told to enjoy my last day. Then I died.

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How do you get 100 Jews into a car? ...Nevermind, it wouldn't work.

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What do you call a special Ed walrus? Anorexic pony ???? Discovering that a convicted sex offenderi is living nearby stirs up a range of feelings: fear, anger, insecurity and anxiety. There are many things you can do to make the situation more manageable - and channel these emotions into actions that address situations that put children most at risk for sexual harm. Learn how to identify the most common threats and concerns. Then find out the best ways you can join with others to keep everyone safe. Take action! Learn how to keep children safe Get the FAQs about the sex offender registryi Download our Tip Sheet:  Concerned about Sex Offenders in Your Neighborhood?

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How do you wake up lady gaga? First you simply whisper in her ear telling her to wake up. If she doesn't, simultaneously whisper and tap her gently. If you have failed to achieve your accomplished goal, repeat step two however intensely touch her and project your voice when telling her to wake up. Step three, get a... WAIT WAIT!! I just waisted 20 seconds of your life, you're never going to meet her.

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Hi? No!!!!!

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What do you call a room full of Jews? A gas chamber.

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Your mom is so stupid, that she took an IQ test and was proven mentally retarded. Her family is devastated.

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A redhead walks into a hairdressing salon and asks to have her hair dyed black due to being a subject of bullying and social rudeness.

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Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? SPONGEBO... nope bin laden

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Why did the chicken cross the road? The farmer left his fence open and the chicken happened to cross a road.

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Girl: what comes after 69? Boy: 70. Girl: no,toothpaste! Boy: ...

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What's worse than getting AIDS? Nothing.

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Why did the man spill his coffee on his daughter? Because he is dying from Mad Cow disease so his hand experienced a traumatic spasm.

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whats the difference between black people and dogs? people actually care when something happens to a dog

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so an apple walks into a bar... I'm terrible at making jokes...

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BOTTOM!!!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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