Chicken penis.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead

A: Hey ask me if Im a fire truck? B: Are you a Fire Truck? A: No why would you ask that?

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Roses are red violets are blue you have cancer......

How can you spot a blind person at a nudist colony? They might be carrying a white stick, or have a guide dog or someone to help them navigate the premises.

what do you call a joke that is not a joke? not a joke

Why did the girl go to the hospital? Her brother dared her to jump off the second story roof of their house...

Whats worse than losing The Game? The Holocaust

What did the rapper Proof say when he got in a fight? Nothing, Proof is dead.

How do you fit 3 squirtles two bulbasors and a charmander in a smart car You poke em on

what do you call a gay guy Ej

Who killed the ears of every human being? -Rebecca Black

Yo momma so Fat that she got picked for the Olympic Swim Team

what do you call a kid without arms and legs? Freak

What did the one horse say to the other. Nothing because horses can't talk.

Knock Knock Who's There? Your Best friend. Did you forget what I looked like?

I really might try and kill myself when I get home tonight.

How did the magician make his assistant disappear? He killed her and then cremated her body

Why did the burglar get arrested? For beating an egg

They see me rollin' Up my sleeve for some volunteer work at the local shelter

hi bye

leon harney ya pikey

Quick its the weed hide the cops! ... wait...

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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