- Anti Joke

Chad Wolbert is retarded.

Walruses are basically saber-toothed seals. That does not affect the fact that they are awesome.

Knock knock.Who's there?Dead Baby.

what do you do to gay guy who wants to have anal sex with you? beat him with a steel baseball bat in his face.

Why do black people have the whitest teeth? Because they brush regularly.

What did the woman get for Christmas? Cooking oil and a black eye.

DRRRRIN Finally someone uses the doorbell.

What's worse than the holocaust? The sun exploding.

Knock, Knock. Who's there? It's the police, they ask the questions.

Why did Justin Beiber fall out of a plane? Because i pushed him off

a young cow was sitting on a bench until her husband shot her after that he said to the farmer 'i will get the milk than you cut the udders and then maranade them

LIFE :(

Woman's rights

Why will this joke be the most hated? Because it sucks

knock knock who's there? be. be who? *hits you with a batterang. BECAUSE ITS BATMAN

Why are you so fat? Cause I eat a lot.

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Whats the difference between an Irish wedding and an Irish funeral?? Theres one less drunk.

Q: What can you never see in the light, but you can in the dark? A: Darkness.

roses are red violets are blue i have alziemers what are we talking about again

have you seen the movie, Constipated? Never mind, it hasn't come out yet.

Why are you angry dude? I can't see my forehead

What is the best way to put out a fire? Stop, drop and have an 0rgy.

JUSTIN BIEBER PERFUME!

Anti Joke

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