- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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There is a black guy, British guy, and a Spanish guy in a room. Wait that'll never happen, black people hate Spanish people.

Why did the black guy flunk out of school? Because his socio-economic conditions and his lack of support from his parents didn't provide optimal learning conditions.

How do you get a fat man to go outside? Blow up his house

Why did the chicken itch it's bum? Cause it's bum was itchy

What did Helen Keller say to the leper? Buaaaaguuuhloo

Q: How many babies does it take to paint a house. A: Depends on how hard you throw them.

A man walks into a bar The bar now has a hole in it.

How many Ethiopian's can you fit in a bathtub? As many as you want, they'd all fall down the drain. JimBoto

What is the difference between a firework and a dog? One is funny to blow up and the other one is pretty lights

What do you call a man with a gun? An accident waiting to happen.

I may have alzheimers...Thank god I dont have alzheimers

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new piano? Neither has he...

Why does Sally sell sea shells down by the sea shore? To support her growing crack addiction that is ruining Sally's and Sally's families lives

A man walk into a bar. He then falls down, quickly picks himself up, and continues his life.

knock knock. who's there myhairs myhairs who myhairs fallen out

what did the dirty homeless girl get for Christmas -A DILDO

What do you call a donkey that can't speak? Whatever you want to call it...I prefer to call it a donkey that can't speak!

What is yellow and fluffy? Green fluff, I lied about the yellow part.

Your momma is so old that she might die soon!

What's the difference between Bobby and a plane? Bobby can be sexually molested.

A man walks into a bar and says "Ow".

why did the man fall off his bike? He got shot by the navy seals, He was a highly decorated terrorist.

Michael Hoffman leaves the gym

What is your view on school violence? I'm all for it.

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