- Anti Joke

why didn't little johnny show up to school on friday? little johnny died two months ago from cancer. he hasn't been to school in a year.

What did the blonde say when she found a dead bird on the sidewalk? "Aww, look at the poor dead bird!"

A man walks into a bar, he begins drinking and returns home visably drunk. His family disowns him as he is a recovering alchoholic who was three months sober.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple Plenty of things

Why did Susan fall out a tree? She had no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Susan

Why are rich guys gay? They can afford to be

Why did the boy cross the road He didnt he got hit by a car

What's black and white and black and white and black and white? A chessboard.

whats the difference between jimmy saville and a horse? jimmy has a bigger cock

what do you call a black person in the dark? ........invisible

It smells like triangles in here.

Why can't Brent speak at the moment? Because he is eating his ice-cream.

1: Ask if I'm a truck. 2: Uh... Are you a truck. 1: No.

A blind man walks into a wall.

What has two legs, but cant walk? Steven Hawking

Once upon a time, there was a horse that had no legs, it laid on the ground it's entire life and died. The end.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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wsedrtyujiKFKJKLEFL;LKJRG Blame the economy. Don't hit me, I'm a girl! EQUAL RIGHTS, EQUAL RIGHTS!

Someone threw a cigarette at me today... What a fag.

Whats worse than 911..? The plane ride there.

yes... that's the joke

Why did the little girl fall out of the swing? Because she had no arms..

Why is the little boy so smart? He tries in school and hes asian

I have a joke. Okay, tell me. Just kidding

Where did the black man sleep? In his house with his wife and children.