- Anti Joke

How did my grand parents go about surviving the holocaust? Well, for starters, they weren't Jewish, they never lived in Germany, and to be honest, my grandparents probably would have supported the Nazi's because they are right wing pricks

Why was the Cubs fan sad? His wife just left him.

Why did the lightbulb go out? It was on too long

how do you spend all your money you go buy stuff

What's a pirate's favorite school subject? Pirate math.

What is an old ginger lady's favorite type of bread? Whole wheat.

What's a Mexicans favourite video game? It depends on his/her personal preferences.

How do you make people run? When someone is behind you, hold the door open and wait.

Once upon a time, there was a horse that had no legs, it laid on the ground it's entire life and died. The end.

What did the Jew say the Black man after their meal? "Don't worry, I'll pay the bill."

What do you get when you rub 2 redheads together? Fire.

What did the kid say when his parents were killed? Nothing. He's a vegetable

Why did the fortune cookie taste bad? I forgot to take the wrapper off.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the hardest part about eating a vegetable? The wheelchair.

What happen when you put a Ciara and a Charlie together? They have sex.

What time is it? 10:58

Why did the Asian man go to bed? Because he was tired

Studies show that 95% of house fires are caused by fire.

What is funny and has three legs? Not the Holocaust.

What's black and blue and hates anal? The twelve year old in my trunk

I saw a "Baby on Board" bumper sticker on a car TARGET AQUIRED

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If it hadn't been for Cotton Eyed Joe My wife and kids would still be alive.

Three black men get out of a taxy. They split the bill evenly and get on with their day... By Wade