- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the pineapple cry? It didn't, because it's a pineapple.

Why did the chicken cross the street? Because it could without dying.

how do you fit 100 jews in a mini ? two in the front, two in theback and 96 in the ash tray

Melbourne Football Club.

(Put joke here)

What do you call a man man with no arms and no legs floating in the ocean? Bob(he is bobbing in the water)

Me: Ask me if in a giraffe You: Are you a giraffe Me: no

How many women's right's leaders does it take to change a light bulb? None. They can't change anything.

What do you get when you cross a Poodle with a cupcake? Stop looking at these anti-jokes and get back to work.

Statistically 9/11 Americans wont get this joke. But 7/7 British will.

Knock knock. Who's there? Me. Oh.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was a cannibal.

A black man orders a pizza to be delivered to his house. He is delightfully pleased at the speed in which the pizza was delivered and decided he would order from that pizza shop again in the near future.

Whats the difference between a truck full of dead babies and a truck full of bowling balls? You can't pick up the bowling balls with a pitchfork.

what came first the chicken or the chips

Yo momma so fat she has more chins the china town

women's rights

what did the shark do when he died.....

How do you make a baby stop crying? You throw it out the window.

What was the comment at the bottom of this anti joke? come up with a better anti joke

what is the difference between oral and anal? anal makes your day and anal makes your whole weak

What did the black man say to the other black man. We're both niggas.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was playing Pokemon Go.

Why was the kid mad? Because he died.

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