Why was the Mexican smart? Because he was very well educated and went to college, and got a Ph.D

One kid says I've had threw bottles of water and I haven't had to go to the bathroom. His friend says may have a urinary tract infection.

What's the difference between a baby and a watermelon? Chuck Noris

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Why did the chicken cross the road? because the walk sign said to

What's purple and smells like crap? Crap. I lied about the purple

Q: Why did the little Canadian girl start crying ? A: Because her mum through a fridge at her.

a man got hit by a truck in brooklyn, JK he got shot, he was in brooklyn, Duh, he stumbled out in to traffic afterwards

What's black, white, and red all over? A intro of darkness, then redness then whiteness

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A chicken walks into a McDonald's and the cashier asked the chicken what he would like to order. A man waiting for his meal walked out realizing that the employees of this restaurant were not who he wanted making his food.

this kid named terry stockton lives in craig beach ohio is gay

Why couldent the boy pick up the bunny? He had severe muscular distrophy, and couldent even lift a spoon to his mouth. let alone a bunny

Why did the asian fall over? He had a heart attack.

JAMIE STEGMAN IS A MASSSIVE DERP Jess Pots. YOUR A NOOB

What is the best way to put out a fire? Stop, drop and have an 0rgy.

How many dead babies can you fit in a bath tub? 27

What did the midget say to the leprechaun? Nothing.....midgets don't usually converse with leprechauns....and leprechauns aren't real.

what do you do when you see a black man getting hitted by a Mexican taxi? -Call 911

Why did the banana explode? Because it was a grenade!

What did Helen Keller say after the Iron Maiden show? Nothing, she is a mute.

The Pope

Knock Knock! Who's there? Jeff. I don't know anyone by the name of Jeff. Please leave my property immedaitely.

A man dies on the operating table and finds himself in front of the Pearly Gates. St Peter looks at him and says " You are having a hallucination due to all the drugs they have given you and because your brain releases chemicals when you die. I am not real and there is not heaven or a god." Upon resuscitation the man contemplates his hallucination and becomes an Atheist.

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