- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q. What do you get when a banana and a person mate? A. The banana suffocates

Goats are like mushrooms, if you shoot a duck, I'm scared of toasters. -----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------

There is a British man, a Mexican man,and a American man on a boat. The captain sad the boat is carrying to much weight so the each have to throw off something they have to much of. The Brit throws tea, The Mexican throws tacos, and The American throws the Mexican.

Why did the chicken cross the street? Because it followed the trail of bird feed strewn across it.

Roses are red Violets are blue Who is your daddy And what does he do?

Why did Margret eat the banana? She was hungry.

Whatsup?! Your grandpas chance of dying.

roses are head mydick is blue i live in somolia and i killed all the jews

What's behind Chuck Norris' beard? His chin

How many Caucasian American males does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One.

Q: what did one kangaroo say too the other kangaroo? A: I was told I am schizophrenic.

Whats the difference between a red cup and a blue cup. Ones red and the other is blue.

You Obviously Lack Originiality YOLO.

What color was the fence before it was painted green? Not green.

what did Harry Potter get for christmas? ... nothing his parents are dead !

What happens when you give a Jew an iPhone? He says thank you and gives you a hug.

Whats worse than being raped? Being raped and murdered.

Q: What do you call 5 white guys sitting on a bench A: The NBA

what do you call a black man in prison? justice.

How many dead babies does it take to paint a house? Depends on how hard you thro them

Knock, Knock Why did you just say knock knock?

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A man walks into a bar with a monkey, I forgot the rest of the joke, but your mom's a whore.

Hello, I'm David and I just stabbed my aunt in the eye. Just kidding, my name isn't David. That was an Aunt Eye(anti) joke.

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