- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have amnesia ...where am I

Ya mama so fat when she went on an elevater she had no chose but to go down Hahaha I'm so so funny haha Awesome mon yeah

Why did Jimmy drop his ice cream? He was hit by a truck.

People made fun of a plant for walking into a bar. Little did they know it hadn't been watered for days.

Why did Suzie fall of the swing? Because she had no arms. Why did she fall of the second time? I pushed her.

What happened when the chicken crossed the road? The Farmer immediately noticed the oncoming car and flagged it down so the driver would stop and he could grab his chicken and carry it safely back to the coop

Q:Why did the chicken cross the road A:He didn't he was tortured then killed and turned into a sandwich that you can buy for the price of $1.00

Why did the man fall of the building? Someone shot both of his kneecaps.

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I'm a boy... I like hamburgers... Xbox is my favorite activity.... I have a dog... My dad is cheap... He's my doctor, my dentist, and my mom... Haha get it?

Q:What happened when Smokey the Bear was the one who started the forest fire? A: He got arrested just like you would have

What's the difference between a cow and a cow? Nothing, they are both the same.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Wheres my tractor?

9/11, Amanda Todd, Adalia Rose, Cancer, Swag, Yolo, Disco, anything Southern, Nazi's, and Police officers walk into a bar Everyone stares because these are mildly offensive things.

Whats worse than a fart joke? A queef joke.

Why was the bully in detention? He punched a fellow classmate.

What's that in the road.... a-head?

what did the downsindrome get for christmas?? A: Aids and a Dead wife

Why does Michael j. Fox make the best milkshakes? He uses the finest ingredients

What do you do when a blonde throws a pin at you? Give her a time-out. Throwing sharp objects is not okay.

How do you get four gay guys on a bar stool? Using teamwork and coordination, each can place one foot on the seat of the stool, and using each other for balance and support, they can all stand on the stool. The fact that they are gay is prevalent.

Q: what did one kangaroo say too the other kangaroo? A: I was told I am schizophrenic.

What do you call cheese thats not yours? Somebody elses cheese

yo momma is so stupid she went and got her self checked for mental retardedness and it turns out she happens to be autistic.

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