Black people. They are so kind.

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a black guy walks into a fast food place.

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Moral below, I understand you are one of us, but you are not supposed to act when I, your leader is spreading the message, if you want to risk harming the fundation behind your status as a shadow and its benefits, I suggest you cease signing your comments with moral. Moral the friendly neighbourhood r*pist: "Ruining the fundation behind the life of your choosing, will always end up ruining your chance to live and act freely, if you are a true shadow, then you will follow and obey"

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Psychic wanted. You know where to apply.

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Q: What's worse than a dead baby? A: A dead baby with diarrhea.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, I don't know where I am, I'm blind.

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Whats worse than a Jew Ben rike

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What do you call a man with bananas in his ears? A doctor. He is clearly mentally unstable, and probably in pain.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm a dog

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yo mamma's so fat, she decided to go on a diet

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I have Alzheimer. What?

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An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a bar. They have trouble understanding each other.

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Black People

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Meh, I dont want it anymore! You can have it.

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A bar walks into a man... Wait...

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so 3 guys walk into a bar.....the 4th one ducks

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Boss: Do you know what lazy means? Employer: Yes, adopting a child.

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because he fell off a cliff

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Why did the chicken cross the road? 4

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what did the lawyer say to the other lawyer we're both lawyers

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Why did the man tell the other man to shut up? The other man said something that made this particular man mad which drove him to tell the other man to shut up.

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what happen to covietz when he licked his balls? nothing he likes the taste

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How do you keep an idiot busy? Why would you wanna keep an idiot busy, it's not gonna make a difference...

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Roses are brown. Violets are brown. Who took a shit in my garden?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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