Whats worse than runing over a box of kittens? Runing over two boxes of kittens.

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Your so ugly that your birth certeficate is a apology letter from the condum factory

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Me: I have a great knock knock joke but you have to start it off. You: Knock knock Me: who's there? You: silence as the person is confused as what's going on

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Knock knock Who's there? No one Cool

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A man walks into a doctors office. The doctor says "I've got good news and bad news. Which do you want to hear first?" The man responds "I'd like to hear the good news." The doctor says "I ran a series of tests and found you have leukemia, but your insurance covered everything." The man hangs his head and tears up as he asks "What's the bad news?" The doctor heads for the door as he answers "Your company is switching to a private insurer and because of your pre-existing condition you're being denied coverage. None of your future treatments or appointments will be paid for." The man snaps his fingers and says "I should've voted Democrat!"

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A boy bought a dozen roses, eleven real, one fake. He looks deeply into his girlfriends eyes, hers looking back, brimming with love and affection as he says, "I slept with your sister."

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whats black and blue and red all over? my wife shhh!

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Why did Harry Potter cast a spell on Chuck Norris' penis? Never mind.

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A man walks into a bar. He asked the bartender if he accepts $100 bills. The bartender says "no".

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What did 7 say to 6? I hear you've been spreading stories about me.

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Q: What's the difference between a Ferrari and a pile of dead babies? A: I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

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A haiku for you Would not provide enough space To say all the nice

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So a man is sitting at a bar with about 20 girls sitting all around him. Amazed at this man's ability to pick up girls, another man asked him how he did. In response, the man said, "What?". The man wasn't able to hear the other man, due to the fact that there were many girls talking.

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Q: why id the bird fly away from the boy? A: cuz he was scared

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Why did the black lady yell? She was being raped.

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What did the mother get her blonde daughter for her birthday? A flower on her tombstone.

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Justin Bieber is a good singer.

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what did the guy tell the other guy? you're gay

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why did the slytherin cross the road twice? ... because they are double-crossers.

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Knock knock. Who's there? The police, your family is dead.

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Doctor: Knock, Knock Woman: Who's there? Doctor: Interrupting Doctor Woman: Interupt- Doctor: You have cancer

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Answer The Following!! Q: How Do You Kill Bee?? Q: What Do You Call A Bee Who Live In America?? Q: Why Don't You Give Elsa A Balloon??

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Why did the dude fall into a box? Because he was hit by a bus.

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