whats worse than being cold? having a pine cone shoved up your ass.

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What'sucks and white Jackson

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A man walks into a bar. He is then rushed to the emergency room for severe blunt force trauma to the head and multiple cranial fractures. After years of mental therapy the man re-gains full cerebral capabilities and is extremely cautious to keep an eye out for potentially dangerous bars that present a threat to his fragile reconstructed skull.

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how do you fit 100 babies in a bowl? with a blender. how do you get them back out of the bowl? with tortila chips.

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What do you call cheese thats not yours? Somebody elses cheese

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yo momma is so stupid she went and got her self checked for mental retardedness and it turns out she happens to be autistic.

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What is purple and flies? A purple plane.

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Chuck Norris will inevitably pass away sometime in the future.

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What does a witch put food in? A lunchbox

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What does Harry Potter love? Magic

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What did the blind lady say to her cat? Nothing she doesn't have a cat.

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What does a black person use to chop a tree down? An Ask.

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What has wings and can't fly? What has legs and can't move? What has mouth and can't eat? A dead bird on the road

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Why wasn't the girl raped? Cause she wasn't attractive.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chicken brains are not as large or developed as human brains, therefore preventing the chicken from making a logical decision, leading to it crossing a road with heavy traffic and eventually being run over by a semi.

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I'll be back. Please use the door.

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Yo mama so fat, her whole family is encouraging her to exercise and go on a diet.

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guys cmon dont make fun about abbie make fun of josh brown WHAT A NOOB

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LIFE INSERT COIN TO BEGIN!!! SELECT DIFFICULTY EASY

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks him, "Why the long face?" The horse did not reply, because horses cannot talk.

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The time and place do not matter because I'm a lesbian.

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FUCK THE CHRISTIANS

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Paper shield.

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Whats worse than jizzing while your on a date? Shitting in you pants while your on a date.

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Anti Joke

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