- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's behind Chuck Norris' beard? His chin

How many Caucasian American males does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One.

Q: what did one kangaroo say too the other kangaroo? A: I was told I am schizophrenic.

Whats the difference between a red cup and a blue cup. Ones red and the other is blue.

You Obviously Lack Originiality YOLO.

what did Harry Potter get for christmas? ... nothing his parents are dead !

What color was the fence before it was painted green? Not green.

When Josh moran was born he was thrown up in the air three times and was caught twice.

What happens when you give a Jew an iPhone? He says thank you and gives you a hug.

Q: What do you call 5 white guys sitting on a bench A: The NBA

Whats worse than being raped? Being raped and murdered.

what do you call a black man in prison? justice.

An ordinary man, much like your friend Brad from that one place where you used to hang out, was walking along one night, much like that night last week, and saw a star. He then wished upon that star...and kept walking.

How many dead babies does it take to paint a house? Depends on how hard you thro them

Knock, Knock Why did you just say knock knock?

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Hello, I'm David and I just stabbed my aunt in the eye. Just kidding, my name isn't David. That was an Aunt Eye(anti) joke.

A man walks into a bar with a monkey, I forgot the rest of the joke, but your mom's a whore.

What did Tim say about his wife cheating on him with his best friend's wife? He ran to R Kelly and got peed on.

Get out of the way everybody, a group of elephants are tumbling down the mountain!

A cat jumped out of a tree. It died.

Why could'nt the boy eat peanuts? Because if he did he would proceed to have an allergic reaction, his throat would swell up, he would go into analeptic shock and die.

69 HAHAHAHAHAHAHA goes crazy and shoots himself

Your mama's so fat that she killed herself because she was so depressed about her weight.

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