What's brown and sticky? Anal rape

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A man with a badly injured arm is sitting in a hospital. He says, "Doctor, when my arm heals, will I be able to play the violin?" The doctor says, "Yes, with proper medical attention and rest, you will be able to." The man says, "That's great! Before I was hurt, I really enjoyed playing the violin."

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Why did Billy fail his math quiz? Because he's stupid.

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How many dead babies does it take to screw in a lightbulb? None, a dead baby is a horrible sight and shouldn't be laughed at.

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what do you call a black man being hung from a tree? -prejudice

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yo mama is fat shes fat

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What did the cat say to the elephant? Meow.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 6 witnessed while hiding in a closit 7 rape and kill his mother.

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Knock Knock. Whose There? Lettuce. Thats impossible.

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Knock knock Who's there? Your neighbor. I just ran over your cat.

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Q: What happened to the blonde who tried to commit suicide? A: She died.

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What's spotty, can be found everywhere and is largely unpopular? Nothing.

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two nuns were driving in Transylvania when a vampire jumps out in front of their car the first nun said "show it your cross" so the secong got out of the car and yelled Get out of the way you pric!!!!

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You are so stupid you should go to school and get an education so you are able to get a well paying job in this tough economy

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Woman's Rights

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Cat got your tongue? Punch it in the face, and retrieve your tongue.

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So snoop dog drank some milk! :)

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what smells worse then shit Drew White

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.????????

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3 men were involved in a terrible plane crash. The first man got up, and all he could see was blue. Blue houses, blue cars, blue people. He walked into a house and asked if he could stay there, the kind people complied and let him stay there for the night. When he woke up he could still only see blue. He went down stairs and ate fruit loops, then left in his blue world. The second man got up and all he could see was red. Red houses, red cars, red people. He walked into a house and asked if he could stay there, the kind people complied and let him stay there for the night. When he woke up he could still only see red. He went down stairs and ate cherrieos, then left in his red world. The last man got up, and all he could see was yellow, yellow cars, yellow houses, and yellow poeple. Yet again he walked to a house, and the kind people let him stay the night. Once he woke up, he only could see yellow still. He went down stairs and ate fruit loops and left into his yellow world. So this proves that 2 out of 3 men prefer fruit loops over cherrieos.

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Two bananas are walking down the street. One says, "Nice weather we're having, isn't it?" The other banana says, "Wait a minute, fruit can't talk." The second banana turns into a dove and promptly flies away.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was crudely stapled to another chicken who insisted on doing so.

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Me and my pet lion just took a trip to his homeland of africa. It is also worthwhile to note I'm a chronic liar.

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What did the farmer say when he couldn't find his tractor? Where's my tractor?

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