- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why was the little girl crying? because she was molested

Sidney Crosby comes face-to-face with Alex Ovechkin. The Penguins were playing the Capitals.

Q: what's the difference between a human and a gorilla? A: they can both talk, apart from the gorilla

Two generals went for a trip, it went very well in general.

What did grandma receive for her 75th birthday? Alzheimer's.

why did the holocaust not die because black people are scared of fuck

Two Jews walk into a concentration camp. One goes to work and the other one gets gassed.

How do you get a black guy out of a tree? Ask him to come down.

Whats worse than an oompa loompa a black midget

Poop swing

Why is Tom Garrick gay Answer- Because he is

What did Kim Kardashian say when she got a breast implant? DERP!

Why did the white guy sit on the bench while the black guys were playing basketball? His mother was calling, and his AP scores were coming in that day. Those scores were important to him.

Why is it that many lawyers have broken noses? Because they often have to interact with violent and distrustful criminals.

Why are all Asians smart? Not all of them are, Asians are stereotypically smart because their parents most likely grew up in an under-developed country and want their children to be successful because they don't want their children to experience what they did.

What do you call a man with 3 arms, 6 ears, 9 fingers, and a red clown nose? His name.

Doctor: Knock, Knock Woman: Who's there? Doctor: Interrupting Doctor Woman: Interupt- Doctor: You have cancer

Where did Susie go during the bombing? Everywhere

fuzzy wuzzy was a bear fuzzy wuzzy had no hair so fuzzy wuzzy wasn't fuzzy was he? yes

What did the farmer say when he couldn't find his tractor? Where's my tractor?

A black man, a Mexican man, and an Asian man all walked into a bar. They proceeded to have a good time together as they were celebrating their graduation from medical school.

Whats the difference between a Corvette and a dead bag of babies. -there's not a Corvette in my garage

how many birds did chuck norris kill with one stone? one.

How old are you like 10? Im 11 so shut the fuck up

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