- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you get when a bulldog and shitzu reproduce? A litter of extremely cute puppies.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

What do birds need when they are sick? Most wild animals die when they are sick. However, they can sometimes be nursed back to health with special food and electrolyte solutions in special animal rehabilitation centres.

It's only racist if you consider them people.

Do you know what a third world bathroom smells like? Crap

Q: What's the difference between lucky charms and a baby? A: One is magically delicious and the other is a breakfast serial.

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if a tree falls in the forest does it make a sound? if a tree falls in the forest and it falls on a mime, does anyone care?

What dog keeps the best time? All dogs will keep reasonably good time as far as their care is concerned, if they have a stable home routine.

what did the black man eat for dinner? whatever his wife makes for him to eat

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because her dad through a fridge at her

Goodbye to the people who hated on me.

"Hey, why won't you let me through?" "These tickets are fake." "No they aren't. LOOK OVER THERE!" The guard turns around, and then turns back. Minorly inconvenienced, he arrests the man immediately, upon which he is sent to jail and anally raped multiple times.

I work for a Jewish Carpenter. He pays me minimum wage.

What do you call a duck In Africa ? Screwed

Why did the man try to lick his elbow? Because he read a chain email saying no one could lick their elbow and he wanted to see if it was true. You will probably try to do it now too.

Roses are red, Violets are pretty, look at their team, Surrender at 20.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because people have encroached on it's natural habitat.

Q. Why Did The Blond Have The Biggest Tits In The Third Grade? A. Because She Was 21

A black guy and a mexican guy are in a car, Who's driving. A policeman.

What do you call a pig that just took a bath? Clean!

What do Jews always complain & want money for? Anything

whats the difference between a jew and a pizza? Jews are productive members of society. -Canis

Ask me If I'am a tree are u a tree? no.....

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