- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. Some dreams stay dreams, But some dreams come true. Some want to be god, They want to have made us. But I want to be an astronaught, So I can explore Uranus.

Why did the boy drowned Bc he couldn't swim

How many dead babies can fit in a dead horse 11

Knock Knock Who's there? I said who's there? The man opens the door to find there was no one there and begins to shake in fear as his schizophrenia is getting worse.

What do you say if you see your TV floating in the middle of the night? Wow, I need to lighten up on the acid.

How do you help a chronic drug addict? Buy him or her more drugs. They NEED it.

Q: what did the man with a broken jaw say? A: nnamkkiuuiriwojjkmgfmls!!!!

What is translucent and smells like a carrot ? A translucent carrot.

Why did the mailman cross the road? To deliver mail

Pete and Repeat were on a boat. Pete fell off and his body was never recovered. Repeat then handled the funeral planning.

knock knock Come in!!!

pickle sniffer

What do you get if you cross a Kangaroo and a Sheep? They are too entirely different species and cannot be crossbred.

Wombat monkey juice.

-Hey I know something funnier than 24, ---What? -25! Hey I know something funnier than 25. ---What? -The Holocaust!

A woodchuck could chuck wood but a woodchuck couldn't chuck Norris because Norris isn't a type of wood.

how come the jews were not laughing? because they were in a concentration camp

what's worse than getting a paper cut? Hiroshima

Jesus was a good guy

How many fingers do u have? 11 Start with left pinky count 10,9,8,7,6 then 6+5=11

A muslim gets on a plane. He is then flown to his destination.

How do you keep an idiot busy? Why would you wanna keep an idiot busy, it's not gonna make a difference...

What's funnier than the world ending? Ray Charles and Stevie Wonder in a staring contest.

A skeleton walks into a bar and the bartender says why the long face? the skeleton replies I have aids.

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