There once was a man from Madrass Whose balls were made out of brass This was incredibly uncomfortable and embarrassing for him. It also affected his sexual potency and rendered him infertile, Which drastically affected his ability to enter and sustain relationships with women.

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A fat guy eats a twinkie.

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wommmoaooammaaa

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Q.If you are European in the bathroom, what are you in the kitchen? A. A woman.

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A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead all walk into a bar. Because, often, friends go out together in social situations.

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What did the camera man say when the actor took off his pants? Why did you take off your pants?

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What's black and bleeding? Who cares?

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Stephen Hawking walks into a bar. Just kidding! Stephen Hawking doesn't drink.

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Why did the dog stop barking. It was given a good reason to.

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-Hey I know something funnier than 24, ---What? -25! Hey I know something funnier than 25. ---What? -The Holocaust!

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Womens rights !

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How do you make a chicken fly? Throw it

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What is worse than standing on a plug? finding out your family have all been killen in a horrible car crash and your neighbours daughter who happens to be your friend has cancer.

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Why was O.J acquitted for murder? A jury of his peers deliberated for many days and found there was not sufficient evidence for his conviction.

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Why can't Hellen Keller play hide and go seek? Because she is dead.

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Why did the woman leave the kitchen? Because she was dead.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the idiot's house... Knock knock Who's there? The Chincken

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Why did the man commit suicide? Because on top of his depression, his wife had been cheating on him and his kids all died in a horrible hand-gliding mishap.

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Roses are red Violets are blue NO SHIT EINSTEIN!

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What time is it when you should go to the dentist? About ten minutes before whatever happens to be the time of your appointment.

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What did the psycho killer order for dessert? Ice Cream.

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i may not know where you sleep. but, i spiked your drink with sleeping pills

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what happened to the kid who didn't get what he wanted for his birthday? He committed suicide

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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