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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the man waiting at the bus stop? He was on his way to work

A: Knock Knock! B: Who's There? A: I Am...

what did the blind deaf orphan get for christmas? cancer

One man's trash is another dyslexic man's shart.

Q: What do you call Justin Bieber with a penis? A: Darn good plastic surgery.

What do you call four friends spending a wild night in Las Vegas that they can't rember the next day? A rip off of the Hangover

Whats worse than runing over a box of kittens? Runing over two boxes of kittens.

Why did the woman accuse a black man of stealing from a bank? Because she was eating a cornmuffin on the bench across the street when she saw a black man,stealing money from a bank

What do you call a hot underaged girl. off limits i am her father.

So a guy walks into a bar. It hurt really bad. He was pissed, so he went home and took his seal to a club.

How do you help a chronic drug addict? Buy him or her more drugs. They NEED it.

How many dead babies can fit in a dead horse 11

Knock Knock Who's there? I said who's there? The man opens the door to find there was no one there and begins to shake in fear as his schizophrenia is getting worse.

What do you say if you see your TV floating in the middle of the night? Wow, I need to lighten up on the acid.

I nicknamed my diick "the truth" because the biitches can't handle it

Why did the man destroy his piano? He may have been frustrated with himself for making mistakes during practice.

A horse walks into a bar... The bartender is amazed at the fact that an animal that possesses neither the mental nor the physical abilities to open doors, still managed to enter the bar without breaking anything.

What does the man do to his meat? He beats it.

What is the hardest part about rollerblading? Most commonly the balance part.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. Some dreams stay dreams, But some dreams come true. Some want to be god, They want to have made us. But I want to be an astronaught, So I can explore Uranus.

Chuck Norris didn't count to infinite twice. He can't even do it once.

Why did the boy drowned Bc he couldn't swim

I now pronounce you man and lion. You may now kiss the pride.

Why are all Asians smart? Not all of them are, Asians are stereotypically smart because their parents most likely grew up in an under-developed country and want their children to be successful because they don't want their children to experience what they did.

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