- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock, Knock Who's there ? So So who? No, So Lee

Why are rich guys gay? They can afford to be

A muslim, a jew, and a black man walk into a bar, the bartender asks what they would like to drink, after respnding, paying and receiving their drinks, they sit down to drink them. What a lovely scene of ethnic diversity

How can you tell that your friend just had sex with a blonde? The girl he just had sex with has blonde hair.

Q: What's the difference between a duck? A: An orange.

"I can sell this watch for $500 dollars on the black market!" Well, you could sell your liver for $500 dollars on the black market too.

What do you call a guy who has no experience flying a plane? Suicidal

What did the hispanic man say to the black man? I don't know, if I was listening to their conversation, the would be creepy.

What is funny and has three legs? Not the Holocaust.

Why did the spider cross the road? He was stuck to the bottom of my shoe!

What did the one horse say to the other. Nothing because horses can't talk.

How are contortionists so flexible? They stretch.

there was a guy who wanted to be bad and have bitches but he died from all the smoking and drinking and went to hell for eternal damnation

What did the little boy say after he was pushed off the cliff? Nothing. He died, therefore, he is incapable of speaking.

How does a printer work? You plug it in.

What would Hitler say if you give him a sandwich? Thankyou!

Cleveland winning something

Why was the little boy crying? Because a stranger shoved explosives up his butthole.

What do you call a dead prostitute? - You (or friends name) in 10 years

What did the amputee get for Christmas? Shot.

What's the difference between a black man and a white man? Their skin color.

Whats funnier than the Holocaust? Nothing.

What happens when a scientist tells you a lie? It's not true.

What did the girl get for her birthday? Older.

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