What is pink and smells like red paint? Pink paint

Q.whats the difference between a women's argument and a knife A. a knife has a point

Why did the virgin jerk until his hand was raw? He didn't have lotion.

Why is Jesus not real? Because Chuck Norris is still alive.

What did the farmer say when he couldn't find his tractor? Where's my tractor?

Doctor, Doctor, I feel like I don't know anyone... Uh...who are you?

Why is NO ONE on Facebook when I AM?! Because you have no friends... on Facebook... ... Wow.

Have you ever heard of Ethiopian food? Neither have they.

Why did the man go to jail? He abused and later murdered his spouse.

A handicapp walks into a bar

A serial killer kills a family of 5 He is never found and eventually kills himself from depression

What is the difference between a girl and a woman? Age

falling didnt make the difference

Why did Johnny stop walking halfway to school? A fridge fell on him.

52 Prostitutes in a bar. Challenge Accepted.

Why can't Hellen Keller read, write, or do anything really? Because, shes a woman.

Knock Kock Who's there? Boo Boo who The ghost from Mario

Butt poop.

What did cancer get for Christmas? Another 6 year old boy

nipple

what do you call a Ukrainian who eats pirogi's A walking stereotype

Susan boyle has a belly button, Simon has a belly button, Because its only normal.

You're*

Why cant helen keller drive Because shes a woman

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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