hy-way is-way is-thay oke-jay pelled-say eird-way? ecause-bay its-way in-way IGLATIN-PAY

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Why do girls have bumps around their nipples ? -it's brai for suck here .

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What's spotted and has dildos strapped to their neck? Jews

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a cannibal and like to burn people.

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A women in the kitchen.

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Have you ever heard the story of Mikey Braford? Every morning when he was little, his father would fill a gym sock with nickels and beat him with it. Mikey has severe attachment disorder and frequent suicidal thoughts.

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Anagram.

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How do you stop a bus You throw a fridge at it

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how do you know Newcastle are losing? its 5 past 3

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what's brown and sticky? a stick.

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What did Abraham lincoln do after getting assassinated? Certainly not riding a bike thats for sure.

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whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Nothing!!

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Why do jews have long noses? Because they received the genetic alleles from their parents that cause the nose to grow longer.

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Roses are brown, Violets are brown, Stop shitting in my garden

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a fish swimming in the water swims

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I like my coffee like my women. Without a penis.

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What did the lone KKK member do when he passed 10 large, muscular black men in the street? He did not tell them that he was a member of the KKK.

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What is red and doesnt exist? No-tomato.

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A girl asked a guy if he thought she was pretty, He said 'No'. She asked him if he would want to be with her forever. He said 'no'. She then asked him if she were to leave would he cry, Once again, he replied 'no'. She had heard enough. As she walked away, tears streaming down her face the boy grabbed her arm and said.. 'Asking emotionally charged hypothetical questions that are completely irrelevant to the prior conversation is known as fishing for compliments. Except, your tears seem to reflect a more serious inner emotional neediness. I suggest you seek a psychologist.'

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Why wouldn't Michael J. Fox make a good Sniper? Because he has no military experience.

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A man wearing a chicken t-shirt and holding a pair of dentures walks into the Youtube headquarters, then immediately walks out in fear of getting a copyright strike.

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- Are you thinking what I'm thinking B1? - No.

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Knock Knock! Who's there? The doorbell repair man.

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if you give somebody a dollar and they give you a different dollar you both have a dollar

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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