A dyslexic agnostic insomniac stays up at night wondering if there's a dog.

Q: Who was the best Jewish cook? A: Hitler.

I'm off to my tank guys!

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? because she was SHITFACED!!!!

What did the Asian bookkeeper say to the Jewish dog? I love you

What's black and white and red all over A bloody penguin

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What dud the baseball player do when he struck out? Walked back to the bench

Why is America such a great place to live? It's not North Korea.

What did the blind guy say when he walked past a fish store? Something smells fishy

Knock knock.. Whos there? To... To who? To whom.

KNOCK! KNOCK! Who's there?! ... Ditched again!

What do you look for in a woman? a pulse.

It's fun for you and me, that's why they call it OCD It's easy as 1..2.... Hey look a butterfly!

Whats red, and spins at fast speeds? A baby in a blender

When is the best time to eat? When you feel like it.

A girl walks into a strip club, she was tired of her husband and wanted to see how it was actually done.

"I think your a hoe" "Don't worry, I know I am!" "You wanna F*** me?" "Hell Ya!"

Have you ever seen Ethiopian food? No, neither have Ethiopians.

Doctor, I am afraid of getting sexually abused. Hmm, sounds serious, take off all your clothes so we can get a proper look.

What did the lemon say to the turtle? If you think the lemon said anything, something is wrong with you.

WHAT'S LESS THAN 0? FIONN'S DIGNITY AFTER HENRY'S

Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: Because it lost Consciousness.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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