WHY DID THE WHITE MAN TALK TO THE BLACK MAN TO LIGHTEN HIM UP

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these are shit

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm schizophrenic And so am I

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A Mexican, an Italian and an American all walk into a bar. They order their drinks and have pleasant conversation, and all return home to loving families safely and securely.

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A drunk walks out of a bar gets in his car and proceeds to drive home the driver passed out at the wheel swerved in the wrong lane and smashed the car of the Jefferson family a young family of 4, the Jefferson family's car exploded into flames while the drunk sat back laughed and rubbed the wound on his head

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What did the black man say to the white man? Hi im phill

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Q: What's blue and fuzzy A: Blue fuzz

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What happened when the Texan saw snow for the first time? He said "Oh my goodness this is cool"

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Your mother is so fat when she jumps she comes backs down.

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what does the nba stand for? Nothing But Africans

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How did the Mexican got into USA? Trough the border.

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Q: what's red, green and goes over 100 miles per hour? A: a frog in a blender

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So this guy comes into a bar... Jizz eveywhere.

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An Amish man walks into a bar. He then orders a non-alcoholic beverage due to the temperance practices of the Amish faith.

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A mans opinion.

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Roses are Red Violets are dog I'm Senile Flower tastes like frog.

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200,000 people are homeless! ...this year in america!

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No, I do not have the will, I have a family now, I make a living writing fiction, and well, play a small role in keeping not national, but worldwide stability in such things as the economics. The thing is, that you are renegades, you do not break the law, but you like to do things your own way, that gets you enemies among the so called "paragons" in the face of society and media. Its just like back in the days, if CIA, The Feds, Interpol and such are known as the "Paragons of civilization" or "the good guys" if you prefer, they can point towards you guys, and say "these are evil", and then nothing can stop them.

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How did the black guy get out of prison? Further evidence in the case was found which proved that the black guy was actually donating blood to a local blood drive for children with leukemia.

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What did the boy do before school? Jacked off.

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Nicholas Salek did not write the message below. It was a joke one of his mates played!!

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Justin Bieber is so gay he dates girls

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Two blondes walk into a bar. You'd have thought one of them would have seen it.

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How do you get a nun pregnant? You have sex with her

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