- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a blue baby at the bottom of a pool? Dead.

so your skydiving in the ocean and one of you bedroom windows break. how many bloodstains does it take to paint a peice of bread covered in goat milk? the answer is D. 2731 books on cannabalism

Bitch please, you're adopted as well.

Knock knock. Who's there? Banana. Oh, then I'm not opening the door.

What you reading? reading?

why did the chicken cross the road? because the chicken had enough of life and wanted to commit suicide due to recent tragic events such as his cheating wife, his druggie son, his prostitute daughter, losing his home, and getting fired

Whats worse than an offended chicken walking around with a squirrel stapled to its back? A crusty old man with hepatitis peeing on 10 babies.

What did the hungry man do? He ate.

I hate all races.. Especially the 400 meter sprint

What do you get when you cross professor plum with a candle stick in the library? A dead prostitute. Try and be more careful next time.

why was the blind man walking in circles? i dont know ask him yourself.

How did the two blondes stay alive at the bottom of a pool for half an hr? They didn't and they died.

-if you're American in the kitchen, British in the living room, what are you in the bathroom? -in the bathroom.

Whats green and has wheels? A green honda

Stephen Hawkings viewed porn as a child

A duck quacks in a mountain range. No one on or nearby the mountains hears the duck because ducks' quacks don't echo.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Lettuce. THAT'S IMPOSSIBLE! AAAAHHHH!

What do you call you're mum? Depends who's reading it or just mum

why did the girl eat a banana? because she was hungry

whats black and white and black and white and black and white and black and white and black and white and black and white and black and white? a penguin rolling down the hill. what black and white and laughing? the penguin that pushed him.

what is the difference between a banana and an orange? bread.

What happened to those who survived the attack on Hiroshima? They were killed in Nagasaki

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a cannibal and like to burn people.

What do you call a guy with a bomb strapped to his chest flying a plane? A pilot with a bomb strapped to his chest

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