- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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One time Chuck Norris cried. He felt slightly better after the experience, but, unfortunately, his grandmother still died of cancer.

SHEA CAPOLUPO HAS A TINY SHLONG. 8- turn your head sideways haha.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, a bus hit it half way along and it died instantly.

So there are two skunks in a bath tub. One of the skunks says to the other, "Would you please pass the soap?", and the other skunk says, "What do you think I am, a talking radio?!"

Q: What is that white stuff in chicken shit? A: Thats chicken shit too

Where did Lil' Suzie go after the explosion? Everywhere.

Moe: What's the difference between blue paint and red paint? Ben: I couldn't tell you, I'm blind. Moe was so embarrassed by his unintentional rudeness that he apologized to Ben and walked away.

Knock knock Who's there? A penguin A penguin who? Just kidding, a penguin could never survive in this climate, I'm mark and was wondering if I could give you an estimate on some new siding

What's the difference between a baby and a watermelon? One splatters and makes a big red mark on the ground when dropped from a building. The other is a fruit.

I had sex with my mother in law

Who keeps knocking on the wall? My neighbors have sex a lot.

John - hey do you have tickets to see Oasis? Sam - No I bought green day tickets intead John then proceeds to violently masturbate. Sam at first feels uncomfortable, then shits all over John and joins in.

If a picture is worth a thousand words, what is a video worth?

What did the blonde do at the WTC on 9/11? Die.

jack and jill climbed up the hill but they were bagels

A duck walks into a bar he buys a drink and says To the bartender "Put it on my bill." the duck is charged With $800.

Why was the black man holding the knife in such a particular manner? Because he was getting dinner ready for his family.

The elephant and the mouse was gonna go swimming at the lake, but they realize the Elephant forgot his swimming trunks! Mouse: Do you really need two trunks? Elephant: Oh well I can do with this one... but its not a swimming trunk! Mouse: Huh? Moral: Huh?

What's worse than stepping on a snail? Stepping on a bear trap.

What did the blind orphan get for christmas? Cancer

If you work at Penn State you might want to skip the annual "bring your kid to work day"

:y do people talk? ;idk :oh then nevermind

Why did Peter go to the dentist? Because he had to go to the dentist!

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