What was so special about Anne Frank's diary? Nothing. ZeNaziGermanDoctor

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There once were 2 cowboys who were lost on a dusty trail. Later on they found their way out and are now doing very successful

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i shouldnt be on this cause im in class

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Knock. Knock Who's there? Jim. Jim who? Jim your best friend.

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8================================================================================================D-------------------------------------------- It can coil!

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What happened to the dog who lost its legs? It Died.

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they say that if you commit suicide, you have done nothing wrong. does that mean hitler did nothing wrong?

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Have you ever heard of Ethiopian food? Neither have they.

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what makes the world go round? An axis (just jokin, its COFFEE)

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Eats shoots and leaves Pandas. If you can't figure this out then you're probably 12

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Why was little Sammy crying? because she had a frog stapled to her forehead

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the idiot's house... Knock knock Who's there? The Chincken

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"You two form fours while I get the other one"

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Why did the kitchen cross the road?

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Roses are red violets are blue most poems rhyme but this one doesnt.,

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How do you kill a blonde? There are countless ways to complete such a task all of which have infinite variations.

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What is worse than a worm in your apple? An apple in your worm!!!

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Why did Martin have to retake his exams? Because Martin is a right royal Dumbass.

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"Hey, why won't you let me through?" "These tickets are fake." "No they aren't. LOOK OVER THERE!" The guard turns around, and then turns back. Minorly inconvenienced, he arrests the man immediately, upon which he is sent to jail and anally raped multiple times.

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What's worse than kicking your dog? Eating it.

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What you reading? reading?

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What do you call a black thing hanging from a tree A tire swing

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Did you know that I can't talk any louder than this... Exept when I can

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A blonde walks into a store and tells the clerk "I'd like to buy that microwave". The clerk says "we don't sell things to blondes.". The blonde comes in the shop the next day with a brown wig on and says "I'd like to buy that microwave". The clerk says "we don't sell things to blondes". The blonde asks how he knew she was a blonde. The clerk replies, "I can see flyaway strands of your hair from the top of your wig and the synthetic hair material of the wig is not convincing.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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