if you can raed tihs steence it menas you are ceelvr eugnoh to uendnrstad tihs: no sex cusaes dgdoy eeys

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Why did Alex die? He choked on a semi truck

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Why did John fall down the stairs? Because John is a paraplegic and is incapable of going to down stairs without aid.

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Type 2 diabetics

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What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back? A stick!

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homework

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Why did the little boy drop his ice cream? he was epileptic

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Whats small, rough, and painful to put in your ass? Sandpaper

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Why was the young Jewish boy afraid at camp? Because his scoutmaster is a pedophile.

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who killed more poeple than jeffory dommer, john wayne gayce, and ted buny combined cancer

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Batman, Superman, Spiderman and Wonder Woman walk into a bar. The bartender decides to ruin the joke by saying nothing.

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What did the black man say to the mexican? Hello

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Q: What's bigger than a volcano? A: Earth

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A Russian gentleman walks into a bar and requests a vodka which the bartender promptly supplies. Shortly thereafter a Turkish gentleman enters escorting a Llama on a leash and requests a vodka to which the bartender responds: "Your animal is not allowed on the premise, I am going to have to ask you to leave." The Turkish gentleman apologizes for his ignorance of the local customs and excuses himself, and shortly thereafter the Russian finishes his Vodka, pays, and leaves as well.

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What d u tell Simba when he's moving to slow? Muvasa

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A kid goes to Band Camp and comes back better at the Trumpet.

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Roses are gray Violets are gray I'm colorblind.

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Do you like your life? No. OK.

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There was once a joke without a proper ending and so

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A man on crutches walked across the road. Suddenly he fell and sprained his foot. He was pleased that he was carrying crutches.

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How do you get a pirate out of your seat? Politely ask him to move for you were there first.

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Q: Why was the blonde disappointed with her trip to England? A: She found out Big Ben was only a clock

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why did the monkey fall out of the tree? because it was dead why did the dog fall out of the tree? because it was attached to the monkey

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Whats the difference between a black man and a pizza? One has a complex circulatory system the other is a pizza.

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