- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a cow that went through a earth quake? A dead cow.

Knock knock. Come in.

Why do women wear make-up and perfume? Because they're ugly and they stink.

What did the Black guy, the Asian, and the White guy have in common? they were all brutally murdered.

You know what's funny? Clowns.

Why can't a black guy be the King of England? He's not in line for it.

Why did the cat bite its owner's? Because the owner had been dead for several days and the cat was locked in the house with nothing else to eat.

hardy har har.. i should be working on a school project right now!!

How do you fit 1000 Jews into a car? You can't. You'd need a much larger vehicle.

Bill:Ask me to do something. Bob:Go get me a beer Bill:Would you like fries with that?

Homosexuals are gay.

What do you call a dinosaur eating a taco? Nothing, you are high.

My kids are mistakes.

What does Spiderman do everyday? Aunt May

A man walks into a bar, he has a terrible drinking problem and he is ruining his family.

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What salad was served in the salad bar on the Titanic? Probably a selection of green leaves, radishes, cucumber, sliced hard boiled egg and cherry tomatoes, topped with cress, mixed seeds and a delicate dressing.

why did the cow eat a computer? Why? Who knows

Water? I hardly know her.

A black man "walks into" a club. Several minutes later he is dead. The police, in a later press conference, refuse to admit that the club ever left the officer's belt.

Whats worse than being a 40 year old virgin? Being a 12 year old girl in Africa who gets raped everyday to feed her family.

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Q: How many babies does it take to paint a house. A: Depends on how hard you throw them.

What's brown and sticky? Fecal matter.

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