how do you make a black person stop drowning you take your boot of his head

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A dog walks into a bar. He asks for a drink in perfect english. People scream at the dog's ability to talk and scientists burt in and take the dog to dissect and study his brain, vocal chords, and dna.

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Why did the black guy cross the street? Because his master ordered him to

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What do you call a black man at harvard? Probably a criminal who is in harvard law trying to find a good lawyer.

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Who saw 9/11 as a miracle? The undertakers

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What do you call a black man that has sex with women against their will? A rapist. The fact that he is black does not pertain to this situation.

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Why did Pamela Anderson cross the road? To meet me.

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? This is 7, if you do everything I say, 6 will live.

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What's blue and can't sing? Blue.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

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from south park what do u call a jew on a rope no one ever said the answer, so my answer is a jew on a rope.

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Knock Knock.. Who's There? Boo.. Boo Who? Book...

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A Jewish, Italian, and Russian man are stranded on an island. Eventually the Russian man dies from heatstroke, leaving the other two to decide whether or not to feast on his remains. The Italian eventually goes mad and tries to murder the Jewish man who is forced to defend himself and kill his remaining friend. Shortly after, the Jewish man is eventually rescued by a passing German vessel after suffering severe dehydration and malnourishment and hanging on only by his faith in God. As they are leading him to safety, the Jewish man eventually summons the strength to tell his saviors about the horrible things he has done and all he has gone through, not knowing if he'll ever be able to forgive himself. His German rescuers take one awkward look at him, and don't know what to say to help him, leading afterwards to several years of PTSD therapy and rehabilitation.

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Horse walks into a bar and the bartender says why the long face. The horse unable to understand English shits on the floor and leaves

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What's long, hard, and filled with semen? A submarine

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Whats the worst way to find out your married. Hungover

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Q: What's black and white, and red all over ? A: A penguin in a blender.

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MC donald the duck loves Justin's Balls. And Daniel Ma loves fried chicken boiled with rice \Cupcake

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Justin Bieber is having sex with a girl. He then awakes from this horrible nightmare.

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Why wasn't the crow allowed on the plane? He had too much carrion luggage

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Is that a baby in your carriage or are you just happ..... WTF. WHERES ITS EYES!? **purges**

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Why couldn't Paul see. He got stabbed in the eye by two mexicans

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What did the bat say to the human? Nothing because bats make too high of frequency noises for humans to understand

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How much is a pet whale? $1350.99

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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