- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Row row row your boat Right to KFC Put some kool-aid in your cup And toast to you and me

What is the quickest way to a mans heart? Through his chest with a stick.

Rick Santorum 2012

Knock Knock. Who's there? .

Knock Knock Whose there? Nobody Nobody who?

How do you kill a polar bear? You melt the polar ice caps and take a rope and choke it till it is out cold. You then put a plastic bag over its head and throw it in the water.

What do you get when you cross an orangatang with a grizzly bear? Nothing, they just walk past each other unless the bear eats the shit out of the monkey then feeds it to her cubs

Q: What's black and white and red all over? A: A penguin in a blender.

Whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and trampoline? Well, children jump on one to obtain enjoyment, while a pile of dead babies is a sick tragedy.

Rigo your a stupid ass

What did the Asian man do when he got lost in the desert? He ate his arms.

A blonde, a Brunette and a Redhead walk into a bar. They all buy a drink and talk about their days.

Why did John stay home from school? He died.

Two Jews walk into a bank. They make a deposit and leave.

Why can't Tommy ride a bike? Because Tommy is a goldfish.

What's brown and sticky? 'Brown' is a colour, and 'sticky' is a consistency. Please try and use correct grammar.

Why did the chicken cross the road? On a fundamental level, it was pursuing evolutionary instincts, perhaps a half-bored interest in food.

Hey my names cliff. You should drop by sometime

Why did the mushroom get invited to the party? He is a fun-gi!!

What's green,has 4 legs and lives in a tree? A pool table

Why did the racist guy die? Because the black guy stabbed him with a fork.

What is the biggest fictional book ever made? Either the Bible, or the Dictionary.

Why did the kid fall off the swing? He had no arms.

What did the bird say on twitter? Tweet tweet.

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