A woman walks into a bar. Since having equal rights, she too falls unconcious..... Several men walk toward the bar

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Knock knock. Who's there? Banana. Knock knock Who's there? Banana. Knock knock Who's there? You're in-laws. Bet you wish I said banana

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Black People

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What's Chris Benoit up to? Just hangin' with his family

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Getting an STD. What's worse than mixing up the order of the joke and the punchline?

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How do you make Mandy Ann shut up? Clown Car

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A guy was beet by his wife.

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How do you scare a blonde woman? Tie her up and mutilate her family while she watches.

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Why is the sky blue? I don't know I thought you knew

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Yo mama is so fat that she has to buy plus size clothes because small size clothes would be inappropriate for her to wear.

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How many amoebas does it take to change a light bulb? Depending on your religious belief and the variation in evolutionary growth, a full study on the answer would require immense time and be very costly. I would also not feel comfortable providing an answer based on opinion or estimated guess. The answer is therefor be inconclusive.

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What do you get if you buy a big mac with a ten pound note? Change.

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Michael Jackson walks into a daycare center.

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If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

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what did the lonely boy get for christmas? the absence of a familly

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Sac

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Why did the rabbit cross the road? I don't know, I was asking you.

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Why did the blind man cross the road? To end the suffering of a lifetime illness.

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What does a carrot and a potato have in common? They're both not chocolate

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Roses are red Violets are blue The sky is blue too

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What did the president say after his wife and kids left Him? Im Obama self now

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There is a new film coming out, it is a re-make of "Fatal Attraction" The only difference is, it is about two tonnes of antimatter... [L]

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How many blind men does it take to change a light bulb?

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Why did the girl fall She didn't she was eaten by a bear

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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