- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the n i g g e r steal money? because he was black! and wanted a KFC thanksgiving! :)

How is a raven like a writing desk? It isn't.

What did the cat say to the elephant? Meow.

Roses are red, Violets are red, Trees are red, Bushes are red, HOLY SHIT MY GARDEN'S ON FIRE!

What would a gay, transgender, mexican man say to another? We could have butt sex.

What do you call a taxi driver eating on a gourmet restaurant? A taxi driver.

"Hey guys lets have a standing obviation." No one else stands....

There's two bears in the shower. One bear says "pass the soap". The other bear says "no soap. Radio".

An Englishmen, an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a bar, and ordered a beer. They later went home and slept. They woke up the next morning with a slight hangover.

How do you know if there is an elephant in your fridge? Well, because there's an elephant in your fridge.

Why was the child lying in the scrap yard? because he was being torn apart by guard dogs.

How do Helen keller's parents punish her? They sternly reprimand her for her misdeeds.

FUCK YOU NEVEN

Why did the baboon fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I'm not sure but my guess is that there was some logical reasoning behind the action.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Herpes, Now you do too.

"What time is it?" "Time to buy a watch." The homeless man inquiring about the time proceeded to cry.

"You've got a lot of C in your body." said the doctor. Jimmy replied with glee: "Ah that's great news, vitamin C is.." "No you've got Hepatitis C, you'll be dead within a month."

Did you hear about the guy who fell out of the stands at the ranger game? He died.

Why does Nathan Rogers never get any pussy? Because goblins have small dicks

What stands on the corner oof every major city at night? A cop

knock knock "who's there?" "me, the person who knocked..duh"

You wanna see my secret freckle? NO! How about my butt? What!!!!!!!

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