- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Yo momma's so fat, she slipped into a diabetic coma.

"Do you live in the United States?", said the man. "no." said the other man, "cool beans", said the woman.

What do you do when your internet goes down? You right click on the internet connection and try to fix the problem.

Most of these Anti-Jokes are Anti-Anti jokes, which makes them funny, if they were actually Anti-Jokes they wouldn't be funny at all.

What is a quicker way to transfer money than electronic banking? Keeping it on one's person and getting mugged for it, or else handing it over in a mutual deal.

Why did the woman not make her husband a sandwich? Because he died in 9/11

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why did the girl cross the road? to commit suicide

Why did the chicken cross the road? He wanted to see the CN tower. He was then hit by a fridge dropped by people running tests on the top floor.

How do you trap a squirrel? You carefully set up a trap and place acorns in the trap.

yo mama is so fat even dora cant explore her

Why did the chicken refuse to cross the road? Yo dawg, dat chicken saw dat hoe Sally crossin da road, dat biatch got hit wit a fridge. Dat chicken was like "hell naw, yall must be trippin, i aint finna die over dat shiet homie, peace!"

What's funnier than my jokes? your face.

Build a man a fire and he will be warm for a night, set a man on fire and he will be warm for the rest of his life.

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What did the father give to his daughter? AIDS.

What's worse than not finding your true love in high school? Dying

What is the opposite of Christopher Walkins? Christopher Reeves

What do you call a qoman with 10 kids? A mother with 10 kids

"Merry Christmas, Mom! My gift to you is...ME!" "I brought you into this life you disrespectful brat!" He then proceeds to a cliff.

What's 6 + 9? 15.

how do you fit 100 babies in a bowl? with a blender. how do you get them back out of the bowl? with tortila chips.

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