Wanna hear a joke? The WNBA

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What's worse then forced to eat frog legs? Xbox one

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A boy and his father are in a car crash. The father dies and the son is transported to the nearest hospital. Once there, a surgeon is brought in to operate on the boy. The surgeon steps back and says "I can't operate on this boy, I haven't had enough training for such a situation." The hospital calls in another surgeon and they are more qualified for the event. Then the surgeon wakes up and realizes the boy is in critical condition. There is blood drenching his shirt and there is only seconds to operate. Suddenly, the boy wakes up and realizes he has just survived a car crash. Suddenly Leonardo DeCaprio enters with a girl. The world turns on its side and they all wake up to find them selves a victim of Inception. Then the caterpillar wakes up and realizes it has immense mental capacity, even above those of an above-average human. Then I woke up and realized I lost my job. MLIA.

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Moderately entertaining story, friend.

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How do you wake up lady gaga? Poke her face

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Jupiter is the Galaxys biggest planet!

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What do you call a kid with no arms and an eyepatch? Names.

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Q: What's black and white and red all over? A: A penguin in a blender.

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A Jew! Bless you.

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Why was the little boy afraid of Mr.Clean? Because he reminded him of his father who was an alcoholic and used to beat him savagely.

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What's worse than the holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

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what did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas?

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Did you hear the joke about the deaf kid? He didn't either.

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What do you call a woman with a black eye and several cuts on her face? The police and perhaps a social help hotline. She now feels safer and more secure and will go on to lead a happy life thanks to you speaking out on her behalf.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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Q: What do racists call a disgusting filthy monkey that savagely jumps around in the jungle and steals white chicks? A: The same as the rest, Donkey Kong.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple Not the holocaust

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What do Jews, Muslims and Blacks have in common? They are all valuable members of the community and should be treated no differently from anyone else

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What's funnier than slapping a girl? Calling the cops on the person who slapped her.

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Why did the chicken commit suicide? To get to the other side

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What's funnier than a dead baby? Everything.

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People made fun of a plant for walking into a bar. Little did they know it hadn't been watered for days.

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What do you call a qoman with 10 kids? A mother with 10 kids

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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