im watching you..

Knock knock Who's there? Banana Banana who? Orange Orange who? Banana Banana who? I have AIDS

A handicapp walks into a bar

What did the homeless man do with his trolley full of aluminium cans, He took them to the scrapyard and sold them as this is his only source of income right now

skurfboards we love fat kids

Why was the emo kid sad? Because he gets raped by his dad every night

A guy walks into a bar... Ouch

How did the man drown the fish? He ate it.

My butt!!!!!!!!

whats 2+2? 4

Roses are dead Violets are dead Im a bad gardener

Why did the pervert cross the road? His dick was stuck in the chicken

There was a baby, and it wouldnt stop crying. So the mom shook it and shook it. Then it stopped crying.

Why did Santa go to a rap concert? Because Santa was a rapper

Sally went to an R-Kelly concert what happend when she came out? No one because R-Kelly peed on sally and cops came in.

One day an Indian boy asked his father why they have such long names? The dad answered him in a such a simple and concise way, that the little boy understood.

2 gay men walked into a bar, The next day they want back to the bar, They went back on the third day but only 1 man came back out and he was in tears, This was because the other man had a cardiac arrest and died.

Is the capitol of Michigan pronounced DEE-troit or de-TROIT? It's pronounced Lansing.

bacon

My piggy bank is empty. No change there then

roses are red violets are blue i have alziemers what are we talking about again

What did the black jewish homosexual say to the conquistador? Nothing as they were both from entirely different time periods.

Why did the father not text back? He died in a car crash

Knock Knock? Who's there? How did you know it was me?

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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