Knock Knock? Who's there? How did you know it was me?

Roses are grey, Violets are grey, Everything's grey, I'm a dog.

2 gay men walked into a bar, The next day they want back to the bar, They went back on the third day but only 1 man came back out and he was in tears, This was because the other man had a cardiac arrest and died.

roses are red violets are blue i have alziemers what are we talking about again

One day an Indian boy asked his father why they have such long names? The dad answered him in a such a simple and concise way, that the little boy understood.

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My piggy bank is empty. No change there then

Is the capitol of Michigan pronounced DEE-troit or de-TROIT? It's pronounced Lansing.

Whats black and white and red all over? A multicultural parade where they all are wearing red clothes.

who looks like justin bieber and is really cool? george darling but i lied about him being cool.

How can you put 2 elephants in a bottle without touching each other. You put an elephant between them.

Q:What Did The Man Say When He Lost His Body A:Nothing He Die. Because If You Ever Lost Your Body You Would Die...

Whats the difference between an oven and a fridge One is hot and the other is cold

Q: wanna hear a racist joke? A: sure RB: You're pathetic!

What do you call a black midget with no legs and has 11 fingers? A human being

Why did the boy scratch his back? A:because it was itchy.

What did the orphan kids get for Christmas? Cancer.

A man walked into a bar There were some other people there too

What's purple and has four wheels? A frog, except for the purple and four wheels part.

Q: Why did the plane crash? A: Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

What is the quickest way to a mans heart? Through his chest with a stick.

Knock Knock. Who's there? .

Rick Santorum 2012

Row row row your boat Right to KFC Put some kool-aid in your cup And toast to you and me

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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