hey i just met you.... and this might just sound crazy but i have a bad case of short term memory .....were we talking????

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how do you make the president cry ?? shoot his family !!

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Two Muffins are in an oven the first Muffin says "whew it's hot in here." The other Muffin turns around and yells "Holy shit a talking Muffin."

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what is meaningless and not fun at all? that joke

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whats green and has wings ? a flying patch of astro turf

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What do you call cheese that's not yours? Stolen

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Why did the whale cross the ocean? To reproduce as a way of life.

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What did the duck say to the Pope? Quack.

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Why did the boy drowned Bc he couldn't swim

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Knock knock Who's there? Batman Batman who? Because he was

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What do you call it when Justin Bieber has sex with a women. Statutory rape.

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man 1 walks by man 2 man 1 says hey buddy whats up man 2 responds do i know you man 1 says no but i saw you seeing a movie on friday man 2 says oh cool but wasn't that movie great man 1 responds ya and man 1 and man 2 become best friends plus man 1 only liked man 2 because he was rich!!!

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A chicken crosses the road and goes into a bar and recites the following poem: Roses are red Violets are blue Knock Knock Who's there? Sugar is sweet Sugar is sweet who? And so are you. The bartender was confused considering she's a blonde. A genie appears and says to the Mexican he'll grant him 3 wishes. The black guy, the white guy, and the jew were at the bar also. The priest was also drinking. They all had a great time.

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What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the car? Robin, get in the car.

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Whats red and hurts when you bite into it? A brick.

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Me: You know what's funnier than 24. Friend: 25? Me: No, 9/11

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What did the person say to the person about to run into the tree? Watch out for that tree!

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4 black people in a car drive of a cliff. the sad thing is there was a extra seat.

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Knock knock Who's there? Banana Banana who? Orange Orange who? Banana Banana who? I have AIDS

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A handicapp walks into a bar

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im watching you..

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What is worse than reading an anti-joke relatively similar to the other? Walking in your front yard and realizing a zombie is eating your dead grandmother.

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What do retards say when someone knocks on the door... NOBY HOME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!.....................and that concludes our moment of silence

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What did the homeless man do with his trolley full of aluminium cans, He took them to the scrapyard and sold them as this is his only source of income right now

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Anti Joke

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